JOKE OF THE DAY.................

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dantren
dantren
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QLD, 307 posts
3 Mar 2009 8:01pm
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... Well, I guess we finally answered "THAT question!"
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6 Mar 2009 6:34pm
Yeah not bad Dantren but I might be able to top that with this...

Teacher says to Little Johnny, "Use urinate in a sentence."

Little Johnnny says, "My dad reckons urinate, if you had bigger tits you'd be a ten".

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