Anyone know where I can get some jeans like these?

St Vinnies?

^^^ Somebody better go tell the arts student that PlopEggs have already been done.

I bought a pair the other week. I know what you're saying, all these tight/skinny jeans are destroying my chances of reproduction.

I remember when I first tried on a pair of skinny jeans when they can back into fashion (I used to wear black ones with white band shirts, like radio birdman and points) and my wife and salesgirl both said they look really good, so I said "am I circumcised or not?"

We didn't buy them.

But I bought a pair of straigh cut jeans the other week, slightly baggy even, and honestly I hate them. I look like a retard.

So you can't win. Good luck.