I'm just so lucky, in one week time I won twice at the microsoft lottery (which as everyone knows is based in Ivory Coast...) and some dude bearing the same name as me died with no inheritants so all the cash is for me !!!
I answered all mails with great interest to be told that I first needed to make a 400 euros deposit to ensure my rights to receive the money !!



I since emailed them different western union transfer receipts (all blurry when zoomed) and fake transfer numbers that had them running to the bank every day....
I would always come up with an excuse like : "sorry it's not an 8 it's a 0, you should be good now, go and check..."
And when they wouldn't play anymore I "bombed" their email address with 25000 emails from a fake address with a nice gay porn pic attached....


can't wait for the next one.... (I have an excuse , it has been raining...)