Well Elroy i can certainly see the comical side to it .. put a smile on my face with that last comment. very good point.
A for the weight problem.. nah doesnt bother me to much basically just drive it form A to B i bought it due to the fact use to have a old 85 hilux and think there a great car. cant buy the 18inch wheels yet anyway havemnt got the money for it lol.
I think about the snorkels and winches and stuff people buy it if there gona need it or use it going out bush probably say yep go for it. Mind you people stick them on just cause they look good on a ceratin car and never take out.
As for the exploring unvisted beaches if had an old 4wd yep probably take it on the sand.
I think it comes down to personal choice what u put on a car or boat, someone out there will think your a knob anyway so best just to please ya self

I agree on ya angle totally. got my car specifically for carrying dive gear and tanks to and from the dive boat. also being a family man great for throwing the kids in the back tray, wife in back seat and all that room in the front for anything else haha .
I still find it funny watching the young kids with hyudai excel with there sports kits, spoilers and flares trying to make there car into a evo or sti, but some one must like them cause theres so many out there.
each to there own i say not making fun at people with or without low profile. Long as that person is happy I recon thats what matters the most.