Transferred to another forum??
Who cares?
We haven't finished with our advice yet.

The best thing would be to gather it all up in the back yard,
buy a few drinks and sausages,
invite your friends around,
light up the barbeque,
and burn the lot.

I'm pretty sure that woud be an improvement.

Oh and I almost forgot.
Take lots of photos and post the best ones on the "The Funny images thread"