That nose and those wingnuts would be OH & S issues around anything flamable.
Don't reckon the budgies would be ok near the deep fryere either.

Let's see either of them approach a shopping centre (with no prep or minders to help) and make a meal for four on a $20 budget (and here's the kicker) that
actually has the essential food groups represented in appropraite quantities and manages to be tasty.
Hell - my wifey (and I) manages it most days so maybe she should elbow the two pretenders out of the way.

It pizzes me of the Master Chavs don't EVER present healthy options. Any fkwit can drown an average morsel in a litre of olive oil squeezed by virgin hooters or deepfry in exotic cheese batter etc. But preparing a HEALTHY meal that is interesting, tasty and nutritious for kids and adults, now that takes some @rse.
Btw, bloody embarrassing and a new low for the electoral IQ that MC didn't move and the talking heads had to move.