Went to a great party at the Raffles last night but one thing caused me concern, men's toilets.

What is the protocol when you go in head down and go to the trough, they're full so you head to a cubicle, they too are full, what then.??
Do you leave and return?
Do you hang around?
Do you wash your hands?
Do you make a joke in the vain hope that someone will laugh?
Do you make eye contact?

WTF is the appropriate protocol?

(1) go outside to pee

(2) if it is crowded enough like a nightclub just do it at the bar, nobody sees (my favourite that one)

I know how u feel it happens to me all the time at clubs and it happned at the JJ concert.

super awkward just standin there waiting then u have to squeeze in next to 5 other guys at the trough.

just hold it

Thats what empty schooner glasses are for!!!

... and if you succede in standing on one leg, you're not too drunk, then try standing on no legs with your eyes closed. If you can do this then you are drunk.

I did this once... but I was on acid

I'm looking at your avatar and I'm thinking you took too much... and still aint come down yet.

Oh boy... the colours, the colours...