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NowindSurfer
NowindSurfer
WA
163 posts
WA, 163 posts
28 Mar 2011 11:52pm
Post your review here.
My review is on arctic blast.


This Australian movies is crap

Glad i downloaded it cause i would of felt raped if i payed 3$ for it overnight.
After they outran the cold front seeked refuge in there building and then discussed a joint us / aus plan to blow up the weather back into the hole in the ozone layer i abruptly turned it off.
This movie would make mega piranha look like a feature film.
I strongly recommend that you dont hire it.
i give it -15/35 KNOTS
yours sincerely
Munted footman.
felixdcat
felixdcat
WA
3519 posts
WA, 3519 posts
29 Mar 2011 9:23am
Well........... I once hired broke back mountain!!! Gay cowboys........ Come on, surely..............
Give me my money back!!!!!
GPA
GPA
WA
2529 posts
GPA GPA
WA, 2529 posts
29 Mar 2011 9:30am
As I don't have the time to start and abandon sh!t movies, I tend to consult IMDB on-line before making a decision to see/watch a movie... check the rating and then skim the last couple of lines of viewer reviews...(not so much the critic reviews). Anything lower than 7/10 and I don't tend to bother...


Little Jon
Little Jon
NSW
2115 posts
NSW, 2115 posts
29 Mar 2011 2:13pm
felixdcat said...

Well........... I once hired broke back mountain!!! Gay cowboys........ Come on, surely..............
Give me my money back!!!!!



Cowboys can be gay, think of all that time spent in the bush with only cows, sheep and other men
felixdcat
felixdcat
WA
3519 posts
WA, 3519 posts
29 Mar 2011 11:49am
Yes............. see your point they never speak about cowgirls............ but surely mmmmmmmmmm cows and sheeps.... maybe in NZ ?
CMC
CMC
QLD
3954 posts
CMC CMC
QLD, 3954 posts
29 Mar 2011 2:56pm
I have my own movie review method.

1/ put on movie

2/ get comfortable

3/ see how long I stay awake for.

If I stay awake the whole movie, it's above 8/10. If I fall asleep the result from 10 is proportionate to the time I stay awake for.

I even remember taking an absolute bombshell to the movies and falling asleep on her shoulder on the 1st date. The movie was crud, I married a different woman
NasiGoreng
NasiGoreng
VIC
260 posts
VIC, 260 posts
29 Mar 2011 5:07pm
i saw a movie called 'hot tub time machine' recently.

thought it was going to be totally cr*p so just watched it to take the p*ss

turned out to be awesome!!
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
29 Mar 2011 2:32pm
NasiGoreng said...

i saw a movie called 'hot tub time machine' recently.

thought it was going to be totally cr*p so just watched it to take the p*ss

turned out to be awesome!!


Porn?
felixdcat
felixdcat
WA
3519 posts
WA, 3519 posts
29 Mar 2011 2:45pm
Have big screen plasma (just to annoy the anti plasma lobby) set in my lounge.......... picture is perfect, sound is awesome........ I am watching in a sweet recliner and it doesn't matter what the movie is from crap to super cool I always fall asleep so I can enjoy any movies exactly the same!
byf
byf
WA
518 posts
byf byf
WA, 518 posts
29 Mar 2011 6:51pm
A few years back myself and a mate thought we would catch Independence Day on the big screen. It was sold out but another movie was showing about golf so we thought why not we are here now anyway. Only about a dozen people in there to hear me almost crapping my pants laughing to Happy Gilmore. Stoked the other one was sold out.
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