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Scotty88
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21 Sep 2011 8:36pm
About 16 years ago I was travelling in the back of a cab heading home after a good night out on the pi55 with 2 mates on the Sunshine Coast. I asked the cabbie if he could name the last 10 prime ministers (a big ask I know). Naturally, he couldn't so I asked him to name the last 9, then 8, all the way down to 1. When I asked him to name the current PM (at the time)- he couldn't. I blew up at him for living in a country yet don't take enough interest to know the current PM. He drove straight to the cop station. I thought I was in the sh-t but when I explained to the Sarg that the cabbie couldn't name the current PM he understood,we paid the fare and moved on.
At the time I could name all the PM's since federation in order as a joke with my mate. He is currently a senator.
I just wonder how many PM's you can name backwards from our current PM ?
Waterloo
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21 Sep 2011 10:42pm
Kevin Rudd
stamp
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21 Sep 2011 10:44pm
i'll have a crack

gillard, rudd, howard, keating, hawke, fraser, whitlam, mcmahon, gorton, holt...before that i'm clueless
Waterloo
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21 Sep 2011 10:47pm
stamp said...



...before that i'm clueless


"I did but see her passing by..."
Waterloo
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21 Sep 2011 10:50pm
and throw in Mcewen (sp?)
stamp
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21 Sep 2011 10:50pm
Waterloo said...

stamp said...



...before that i'm clueless


"I did but see her passing by..."

how could i forget that shameless imperialist menzies?

Scotty88
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21 Sep 2011 8:54pm
stamp said...

i'll have a crack

gillard, rudd, howard, keating, hawke, fraser, whitlam, mcmahon, gorton, holt...before that i'm clueless


Well done. You only missed on. Clue: he took over when Holt drowned (or taken by midget sub).
Toots
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21 Sep 2011 9:08pm
Interesting reaction you had to the bait you were throwing out. Were you surprised or just trolling the refo and then attempting to convince us you werent trolling?
I once told a guy on COD denial wasnt a river in Africa. He LOLed and try to humiliate me by telling me the Nile is actually a river in Egypt, I said no sh!t sherlock where is Egypt? He proceeded to try and convince me Egypt was in the middle East, He should know, he was Egyptian. I told him to go look at a map and come back to me with that, well this guy wasnt as ignorant as I thought and conceeded the point.
Scotty88
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21 Sep 2011 9:19pm
Toots said...

Interesting reaction you had to the bait you were throwing out. Were you surprised or just trolling the refo and then attempting to convince us you werent trolling?
I once told a guy on COD denial wasnt a river in Africa. He LOLed and try to humiliate me by telling me the Nile is actually a river in Egypt, I said no sh!t sherlock where is Egypt? He proceeded to try and convince me Egypt was in the middle East, He should know, he was Egyptian. I told him to go look at a map and come back to me with that, well this guy wasnt as ignorant as I thought and conceeded the point.



If that's aimed at me, I am going to have to buy a vowel. I haven't got the faintest idea what you are talking about.
Toots
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21 Sep 2011 10:09pm
Scotty88 said...

Toots said...

Interesting reaction you had to the bait you were throwing out. Were you surprised or just trolling the refo and then attempting to convince us you werent trolling?
I once told a guy on COD denial wasnt a river in Africa. He LOLed and try to humiliate me by telling me the Nile is actually a river in Egypt, I said no sh!t sherlock where is Egypt? He proceeded to try and convince me Egypt was in the middle East, He should know, he was Egyptian. I told him to go look at a map and come back to me with that, well this guy wasnt as ignorant as I thought and conceeded the point.





If that's aimed at me, I am going to have to buy a vowel. I haven't got the faintest idea what you are talking about.

Oh the smell of finely ground coffee, fresh Madiera cake and Stupid.
I'd buy a dictionary before the vowels

Ok you jump into a taxi, the only way your story would hold any interest or weight would be the fact that the taxi driver wasnt born here, and this you mention "I blew up at him for living in a country yet don't take enough interest to know the current PM"
So a drunken bogan jumps into a taxi, trolls the taxi driver by asking him stupid impossible questions in an effort to make the taxi driver feel a bit lower about himself in order to make you feel superior about yourself. you come here spouting how cool you are because you can bait taxi drivers from overseas, then try and rationalise your poor life decisions by garnering police support.

This thread has nothing at all to do with prime ministers, its to do with bogan racists still on mums tit justifying their poor existence and life choices.

Next time you get an aboriginal driver I hope you can name the last ten leaders of his local clan before you jump in
theDoctor
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22 Sep 2011 12:41am

Latest ponce, last ponce, ponce before that, ponce, ponce ponce ponce ponce...

All the way back to that first ponce
Scotty88
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21 Sep 2011 10:49pm
Toots said...

Scotty88 said...

Toots said...

Interesting reaction you had to the bait you were throwing out. Were you surprised or just trolling the refo and then attempting to convince us you werent trolling?
I once told a guy on COD denial wasnt a river in Africa. He LOLed and try to humiliate me by telling me the Nile is actually a river in Egypt, I said no sh!t sherlock where is Egypt? He proceeded to try and convince me Egypt was in the middle East, He should know, he was Egyptian. I told him to go look at a map and come back to me with that, well this guy wasnt as ignorant as I thought and conceeded the point.




If that's aimed at me, I am going to have to buy a vowel. I haven't got the faintest idea what you are talking about.

Oh the smell of finely ground coffee, fresh Madiera cake and Stupid.
I'd buy a dictionary before the vowels

Ok you jump into a taxi, the only way your story would hold any interest or weight would be the fact that the taxi driver wasnt born here, and this you mention "I blew up at him for living in a country yet don't take enough interest to know the current PM"
So a drunken bogan jumps into a taxi, trolls the taxi driver by asking him stupid impossible questions in an effort to make the taxi driver feel a bit lower about himself in order to make you feel superior about yourself. you come here spouting how cool you are because you can
bait taxi drivers from overseas, then try and rationalise your poor life decisions by garnering police support.

This thread has nothing at all to do with prime ministers, its to do with bogan racists still on mums tit justifying their poor existence and life choices.

Next time you get an aboriginal driver I hope you can name the last ten leaders of his local clan before you jump in


WTF Mr Sensitive


Bigwavedave
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22 Sep 2011 12:53am
Anyone with a tattoo of the Southern Cross on their shoulder would know!!

Bogans
Toots
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21 Sep 2011 11:13pm
Scotty88 said...

Toots said...

Scotty88 said...

Toots said...

Interesting reaction you had to the bait you were throwing out. Were you surprised or just trolling the refo and then attempting to convince us you werent trolling?
I once told a guy on COD denial wasnt a river in Africa. He LOLed and try to humiliate me by telling me the Nile is actually a river in Egypt, I said no sh!t sherlock where is Egypt? He proceeded to try and convince me Egypt was in the middle East, He should know, he was Egyptian. I told him to go look at a map and come back to me with that, well this guy wasnt as ignorant as I thought and conceeded the point.




If that's aimed at me, I am going to have to buy a vowel. I haven't got the faintest idea what you are talking about.

Oh the smell of finely ground coffee, fresh Madiera cake and Stupid.
I'd buy a dictionary before the vowels

Ok you jump into a taxi, the only way your story would hold any interest or weight would be the fact that the taxi driver wasnt born here, and this you mention "I blew up at him for living in a country yet don't take enough interest to know the current PM"
So a drunken bogan jumps into a taxi, trolls the taxi driver by asking him stupid impossible questions in an effort to make the taxi driver feel a bit lower about himself in order to make you feel superior about yourself. you come here spouting how cool you are because you can
bait taxi drivers from overseas, then try and rationalise your poor life decisions by garnering police support.

This thread has nothing at all to do with prime ministers, its to do with bogan racists still on mums tit justifying their poor existence and life choices.

Next time you get an aboriginal driver I hope you can name the last ten leaders of his local clan before you jump in


WTF Mr Sensitive





Maybe I should topple this last beer; I'm a very sensitive, sensitive petal indeed, so sensitive I picked up on your character flaws and served you like you needed to be, thank me later tater ;)
Sensitivity is my character flaw, and the lust of putting a gronk in check.
READ: bullies are extremely predictable, its only the attention whether it be negative or positive they desire ;)
Toots
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21 Sep 2011 11:24pm
theDoctor said...


Latest ponce, last ponce, ponce before that, ponce, ponce ponce ponce ponce...

All the way back to that first ponce


see the doctor here, hes got a few issues too, his flaw is that his feeble attempts at being "like, wow, like way out there , like random, like man hes so random, hes deep, deep like the minds of minolta" coupled with the bland token geeky avatar he draws attention that way, even though we all know hes just a try hard, a unique little snow flake, just like everybody else. ;)
log man
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22 Sep 2011 1:24pm
Toots is right on about the Doc.
Carantoc
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22 Sep 2011 12:55pm
Obama
Bush Jnr
Clinton
..........

oh wait, you mean the figurehead that is the aussie PM, not the actual aussie PM ?
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22 Sep 2011 1:14pm





adolf
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22 Sep 2011 7:02pm
Toots said...

theDoctor said...


Latest ponce, last ponce, ponce before that, ponce, ponce ponce ponce ponce...

All the way back to that first ponce


see the doctor here, hes got a few issues too, his flaw is that his feeble attempts at being "like, wow, like way out there , like random, like man hes so random, hes deep, deep like the minds of minolta" coupled with the bland token geeky avatar he draws attention that way, even though we all know hes just a try hard, a unique little snow flake, just like everybody else. ;)


I think the doc is spot on. He's a great poster - always makes me laugh.

Keep it up doc!
getfunky
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23 Sep 2011 11:21am
Toots said...
Oh the smell of finely ground coffee, fresh Madiera cake and Stupid.
I'd buy a dictionary before the vowels

Ok you jump into a taxi, the only way your story would hold any interest or weight would be the fact that the taxi driver wasnt born here, and this you mention "I blew up at him for living in a country yet don't take enough interest to know the current PM"
So a drunken bogan jumps into a taxi, trolls the taxi driver by asking him stupid impossible questions in an effort to make the taxi driver feel a bit lower about himself in order to make you feel superior about yourself. you come here spouting how cool you are because you can bait taxi drivers from overseas, then try and rationalise your poor life decisions by garnering police support.

This thread has nothing at all to do with prime ministers, its to do with bogan racists still on mums tit justifying their poor existence and life choices.

Next time you get an aboriginal driver I hope you can name the last ten leaders of his local clan before you jump in


Read my mind Toots.

Scotty you got away with imigrant sledging (just) in the servo post a while back and i confessed to judging you too quickly and apologised (wrongly as it turns out).

This time I see a definate trend occuring and whilst you have been tres careful to avoid stating clearly that you blew up at the towelhead/power point/dago/curry muncher (or whatever you would really like to put in there) you are convincing no-one and only trying to get a rise from (and abuse) a bloke that probably works harder than you and puts up with more sh!t on a daily basis from alleged 'dinky di' Ozzies.

You enter his work place in a shonky aggressive state, and start abusing him over your weak-@rsed superior beliefs?? Selfish and ignorant in equal measure.. and far more stoopid than missing a few PMs.

The copper should have done his job and warned you - not encouraged you. Did you ask the copper how many he could name BTW?

Seriously, naming former prime ministers is some kind of character assesment or indicator of right to abode??

Get kn real - most of the dipsh!t boguns that empathise with you would find themselves off shore if that was the test.

As so many boguns like to splash all over their utes.. if you don't love it here.. and our cultural diversity - Fk orf!
Ted the Kiwi
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23 Sep 2011 1:37pm
stamp said...

i'll have a crack

gillard, rudd, howard, keating, hawke, fraser, whitlam, mcmahon, gorton, holt...before that i'm clueless


Where does Bob Brown our de facto prime minister sit on this list? Between Gillard and Rudd or at the start of the list?
getfunky
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23 Sep 2011 12:02pm
Ok - few deep breaths to calm down and try not to get riled at the typical racist underlined BS that is so casually thrown out there as bonafide..

So tell me this Scotty.. if your beef really is about this hard working, lowly paid Australian citizen not being aware of the former (and current) leaders of this nation... Why did you hook into him and abuse him

Couldn't you have informed him and even shared a laff over the ranga, the accountant, the dodgy bushh-suckin midget, the undertaker, the yard glass champ and the pantless hotel lurker etc..

Do you think our less informed friend is going to learn anything other than 'p!ssed boguns are trouble' and coppers in that kneck of the woods don't keep them in line?

Wise up. If you think your questionable knowledge and logic is all that, then sharing is caring bud.

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23 Sep 2011 12:07pm
Scotty88 said...
He drove straight to the cop station.


I'd have taken you to the outskirts of town and left you there.
doggie
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23 Sep 2011 12:52pm
Boobs (.(.)
Toots
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23 Sep 2011 1:10pm
adolf said...

Toots said...

theDoctor said...


Latest ponce, last ponce, ponce before that, ponce, ponce ponce ponce ponce...

All the way back to that first ponce


see the doctor here, hes got a few issues too, his flaw is that his feeble attempts at being "like, wow, like way out there , like random, like man hes so random, hes deep, deep like the minds of minolta" coupled with the bland token geeky avatar he draws attention that way, even though we all know hes just a try hard, a unique little snow flake, just like everybody else. ;)


I think the doc is spot on. He's a great poster - always makes me laugh.

Keep it up doc!



I have a bridge for sale, and I'll throw in the fastest car from Top Gear, and the Stig
62mac
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23 Sep 2011 1:16pm
I was going to say Julia but shes not really a PM is she
getfunky
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23 Sep 2011 1:50pm
62mac said...

I was going to say Julia but shes not really a PM is she


PMT? (T = tangerine..temporary?)
log man
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23 Sep 2011 4:59pm
Right on Funk, you tha man!
Bigwavedave
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23 Sep 2011 8:12pm
getfunky said...

Ok - few deep breaths to calm down and try not to get riled at the typical racist underlined BS that is so casually thrown out there as bonafide..

So tell me this Scotty.. if your beef really is about this hard working, lowly paid Australian citizen not being aware of the former (and current) leaders of this nation... Why did you hook into him and abuse him

Couldn't you have informed him and even shared a laff over the ranga, the accountant, the dodgy bushh-suckin midget, the undertaker, the yard glass champ and the pantless hotel lurker etc..

Do you think our less informed friend is going to learn anything other than 'p!ssed boguns are trouble' and coppers in that kneck of the woods don't keep them in line?

Wise up. If you think your questionable knowledge and logic is all that, then sharing is caring bud.





GetFunky delivers a well directed lecture!!

I wish more people understood how their racial stereotyping leads to prejudice and discrimination.
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