when all else in life lets you down i like to go out and get rightly blind and do some serious break dancing at the local bar it might not look cool but you will meet alot of new people

[red]Serious responses only please[/red].........sheesh, you make one little smartarsed comment on here and no-one ever takes you seriously

KAOSMAN: I've only got 7 brain cells left, so can't do the drinking thing anymore

GRUMPS: Testosterone levels too low to indulge in the sort of kinkology you have described...... Sounds absolutely delicious though, and BTW how close is the chair to the edge? Feel some wood coming on just thinking about it!!

Seriously tho, I thought you already had an alternative.

Didn't you buy a boat some time ago?
get a bigger motor and take up wakeboarding.

PS. The local PetShop won't sell anymore baby animals to me

When the wind's low (and therefore usually the swell) then spearfishing is a lot of fun. You get a free feed too! It's a lot more reliable than normal fishing, you choose what sort of fish you want for dinner, you get to go out in the water, and still get a pump of adrenaline when you see a shark, big fish or run out of air 10m below the surface... quite a workout if you enter the water through the beach break as well. Speaking of sharks, after you see a couple when spearing you tend to accept them a lot more when you see them in other sports, if I see one windsurfing I can usually figure out what type it is (by how it swims) and so don't get scared.

Spearing even has a forum too!
http://www.spearfishing.com.au/cgi/yabb/YaBB.pl/YaBB.pl

A reasonable secondhand gun will set you back around $150-$200, fins, snorkel and mask is all you really need after that, $500 will get you well set up, if you only want to spend $200 total then a handspear and cheaper flippers/mask/snorkel will give you a taste of what's to come. I'd recommend getting a gun though, you need to get too close with a handspear and tend to only bring home **ty fish.
I've had some awesome feeds of crayfish that I caught by hand, you don't shoot them but grab them with gloves.

Anyway, it sure beats sitting around the house hoping the wind will pick up

hey hardie do ya want a spearfishing set up?

I suggested Boogie boarding but the only board big enough was his formula board and he cut it up

go skydiving or paragliding!!!
Some friends into it say it is just awesome.
Big adrenaline rush tooo..the way they talk about their feeling afterward is not far from us wavesailors

Buy a Ducati or better still buy mine for lotsa$$$$$ same thrill as sailing 'xept it hurts when ya fall and costs heaps when ya speed

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Comrade Hardman,

I return to WA soon yar
I come find your missing craypot with aqua lung

Cold water no problem compared to Frozen h2o surrounding mother Russia
Maybe I find some fish for salting and drink with vodka yar

If good wind and waves come, me teach you push loop
Big jump + 100kg or more + massive over rotated push loop + flat landing will look much spectacular me thinks
Vodka help with landings, salted fish help with pain

If you not want eat salted fish you can slap over hurting area

I have helmet cam vision if you want see
Helmet cam record pushloop yar not slapping with salted fish

This is also good idea for when wind and waves stop, no ?

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Just what I need someone as crazy as me giving advice

Comrade Hardie

Make no mistake, I big crazy... maybe crazy more than Kosmanaut, maybe crazy more than you ?
Who know, this is tuff question
We must use vodka & salted fish combined with push loop to test theory

We put helmet cam on you, protect head but more important it record sight and sound of you doing push loop
This is good for when wind and waves not come... then you watch video of pushloop, eat salted fish, drink vodka and laugh big yes ?

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Comrade Hardie

We must use vodka & salted fish combined with push loop to test theory..................

sound of you doing push loop...............
...........then you watch video of pushloop, eat salted fish, drink vodka and laugh big yes ?

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BIG NO I have enough trouble trying a push poop let alone throwing 150kg in a somersault through the fckn air.......... The vodka and salty fish sounds good tho!

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go the chair, go the chair

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Jeez I stuffed up big time last night You didn't say anything about people walking in on you in the kitchen/dining room while trying this thing out did ya How embarrassment "Oh I was trying to fix the light bulb...... and ah, the rope I was using to tie the light fitting to the wall slipped around mi neck, and me pants fell off, and I accidently got an erection and ahhh........" Wife and mother-in-law walk out of room shaking heads in disgust!!

Thanx Grumps!

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based on dubious sexual practices with swedish backpackers

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Oh Greek Islands 1983, IOS the memories!!!!!!!!

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Comrade Hardie

Big weight make big push loop go big quick, yes ?
Close eyes tight helps much too

Salted fish can also be use for training purposes when wind and waves no come
If salted fish go bad, salted fish go very hard, yes
Drink vodka then take bad salted fish to park
This make very good toy for dog... like frisbee but fish with salt
In Russia we call this Fishbee

Dogs like much, but no worry, bad salted fish is very strong, take dog long time to chew.
Tie salted fish with long rope
Throw salted fish for dog, when dog chase and catch salted fish you pull in quick quick like big shark if dog not come back by self

No probs if you have no dog, salted fish bring many dog to you

This work two fold, you get much exercise keep big belly down and make arms strong plus catch many dogs for your small animal requirements, yes ?
This good plan yar ?

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Kremmy babe,

If only you used your talents for good instead of..........