This thread is a never ending story about a Kitesurfer(that used to be a windsurfer).
all you have to do to keep the story going is to post 3 words and not post twice in a row. i will get the ball rolling with the first three words.

One windy day... I am bored ...so I check the wind strength with my finger, pack the car head to beach, all in vane... cuz my kiet wont handle 25 kitefag groupies at once. So I ate my apple which is slang for kissing my mum. then she gave me my egg sandwiches and some more beer She then said... "Don't be late" because your sister is having a date, which pleased greenie 'cos his themepark was paying dividends for every lesbian with free beer for them to show you their unshaven arm pits while touching their baked beans. This is another method.......for you sados......to earn more.....stars. Anyway back is why beer is mans best friend has a fizzy head that tastes like frothy beer . Best with bbq missus looks better after highwind session And beaten 35knots ended with beer Started with Bourban and also contained My strong desire.... was to dangle a treasure map behind the old with directions to a mystically windy miller with beer is happiness embodied or just a concept like battened kites or cost free sex this is crap or free beer beer's not crap beer is good Pugsly is fixated or anally retentive? Anally retentive Pugsly... left wide open Obsessively washed testicles... and ear lobes or keep clean his overwashed hands before a date....... and some sultanas before licking her ice cream cone suggestively and ravenously liked licking lot's This will never come too much... Perhaps another OCD or paraphilic frotteurism or parasomnia NOS or vaginismus dyspareunia or Adjustment Disorder just ask catapilla

what happened? was supposed to be a story about a kitesurfer that used to be a windsurfer. instead we got a lesbian theme park of hairy armpitted people who like beer and are anally retentive etc.
maybe there could be a new begining... everyone deserves one. ok some one start over!

once upon a kn time........... in a far far, far, far out gay commune away island.dexter, had a beer ate some nuts and his mate took his hand ( no he ate his mate!) and ate his liquid ear wax which tasted like roasted honey chicken skinless, of course because his boyfriend had a limp piece of celery stuck in his nostril. He sneezed which felt like a windsurfers greatest pushie. beats kiting. The kiters finally began to cry because they realised their fathers , mother realised kiting was gnarly, so the gays bought wakeboards kites and tofu hotpants and techno because they realized a new era was just a fragment of their tiny little budgie smuggler cargo. The insane doctor stepped into surgery Holding in his hand a pigtail joiner because he was going to do something involving a rabid hamster and a donkey some plastic explosive and shove it as far up his sisters angina....................... medicine torque spring deflected and went into a different room non the worse for the explosive flatulence that rocked the foundations of minerals old knackered cosmic sails swapped for beer and a toothbrush and started to brush like a cat on acid. we all know what a pigtail joiner smells like, so don't eat anything that smells Like it might... be from poor rellies wet gear bucket as he keeps putting his finger where he shouldn't and his mum Thoroughly disgusted at her son's hygiene vomited all over their neighbors new pure bred poodle . Rellie then went to hardies house and went Yeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhh as he discovered Hardy with a kite To sell on eBay to some sucker so he could get a Large Tax reduction but John Howard being caring and understanding smashed his face with peter costello's dear mother's favourite industrial relations handbook then taxed him because elmo can't count to three hundred and ten little red Indians all fired up with hot curry and soggy popadoms decided to chase the Dalli larma while waving a fake plastic breast ,yes a breast not a cauliflower with the breast of an otter and the heart of a lion the testicular fortitude of a windsurfer nothing was lost only some pubic sorry thats public strange things but ordinary people are busting their nuts thinking of excuses to get away with offensive farting so noone notices the brown stain trickling from the leaking pipe above the gas stove or whats cooking vegetarian lamb casserole was festering badly next to the pig rectum stew Hmmmmmmmm Pigs Rectum tasted like chicken dipped in chilli which burnt like liquid fire exiting waveslaves trouser leg and puddling nicely in hardies mouth and hardie said hunnie wheres my

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TRYED TO READ IT, I COULDNT COPE. AND IVE TRYED AGAIN, HA HA .GOT A FEW LINENS IN,HAD A LAUGH ,GOTTA GO TO BED TRY AGAIN TOMMOROW LOOKEN LIKE FKN CHINEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAND IVE HAD ANOTHER LOOK.
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than the aliens had a big spaceship that evaded the tax department and got charged for parking tickets which totalled 70 which resulted in a late lodgement + landing taxes all inclusive of GST then John Howard looked confused when Pauline showed up with a brazillian (VOMIT) down below the vomit went in his mouth mixed with sperm and seafood chowder "not touching that" screamed out schappelle going boogey boarding for twenty years free bed n breakfast with the bali9 bingo balls from jigi jig palace meanwhile back at Elmo's mums place the most disgusting looking barker egg wanted more VB and jagermiester for giving a beer enema without emptying can by ingeniously siphoning tabasco sauce into A gerbel's bottom inserted in a cat in a dog in a horse in a alpaca that was shaved and tattooed with the name Winnie the poo ate my honey ,boofed my sister 's best friends cousin from Tasmania with out a second thought for the preservation of Paulines campaign to exfoliate her genetalia with elmos furry fat head or Elmos genetalia that smelt considerably with warts visible and highly offensive like this thread 15 pages and still going strong but there is not much time left in the hourglass. Schapelle Corby Marrying an indo because she has to get the green chicken curry -flavoured potato chips After cock fight feathers everywhere and more surfing and improved manners are just a dream because tomorrow is a work day , wake up early kick the cat with passion, because you want to help it fly but dunno why fur flies freely at the groomers where the roumours make you guilty because you know lots of things about Schapelle Corby. I think it would be nice if elmo collated all these messages so that we could read this story from beginning until the end. arrgghhh erk eeek so he did covered in custard and everyone realised what a load of apples could be used for especially in Thailand ...Where lady boys kite surf said the actress to the priest The Rabbi was absent then i reaslised that schappelle's hydro was actually dirt weed that belonged to your mum's sister