Ok so I'm a girl...
I tivo all my watching stuff so I very rarely watch an add
but did a double and tripple take when I saw this...

is this for real...is nothing off bounds any more

Oh and by the way...they had an Allbrands cereal add before this one

Certainly not as good as the bloke's version Gyps.....

Doesn't anyone think it is wtf?
with a puppy running up after people smelling their ass... wtf
to sell toilet paper....

Add guy speaks to Cottonelle people...

"We will run a campaign add with a cute puppy going up to people and smelling their ass....this in turn will get people to buy our new cottonelle with gripples"

and what! gripples!...for goodness sake....use cottonelle with gripple and your ass will not have a puppy running after it...

But to be serious.

Do you wipe your arse with the ripples in the same direction, or perpendicular to, your wiping direction?

I would think ripples at 90deg to the action gets more stuff off. But I find the paper tears easily if used that way and bang, chocolate ripple finger.

Thus I use it with ripples in same direction as the cleaning stroke. Which makes them irrelevant.

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Chris6791 said...
^^^ you reeeeeeeeally need to get out for a sail Mark

Roger. I do indeed

BUT I also need dunny paper that is not like greaseproof paper provided by servo's and the council dunnies at the beach (Ewww - slippery paper just moves not REmoves ) , and not $10 a roll aloe vera infused rippled stuff with pics of seashells and mermaids.

What is wrong with using pages from the local Community Newspaper? Zero cost and you get the pleasure of smearing the smiling face of some local political candidate with yesterdays Korma. Even better, why not use pages from The Worst Australian torn in half?. I would gladly pay $1.30 to wipe my arse with a pictures of the current bunch of State and Federal political phuckwits.

At least I would know that my $1.30 wasn't completely wasted. Kind of a fitting tribute to the level of journalistic endeavor that is served up each morning. The Body & Soul liftout won't enhance my wellbeing, but it will keep my date dag free.

By the way, once the paper 'n' sheet soaks in the bowl for a few hours it will flush.

Alternatively, you could use a Puppy and simply wash and spin dry it after each use.

Hamsta said...
Even better, why not use pages from The Worst Australian torn in half?.

Oh but not that health section with all the aerobics and what bra to buy sort of articles?

Surely not.

Teenage boys with no cashola for Playboy will explode. Literally.

Hamsta said...
Alternatively, you could use a Puppy and simply wash and spin dry it after each use.

Now that's an idea