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Mark _australia
Mark _australia
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4 Nov 2009 9:57pm
The new flavours are interesting

Caesar salad
BBQ Coat of Arms
Late Night Kebab
and what is that last one?

but anyway I think the competition is weird.

The 4 finalists are not being judged on their creative flavour they came up with, but rather Smith's execution of that idea. The Caesar salad sounds nice but just tastes like lettuce to me. No dressing and parmesan and bacon bits flavour, just lettuce and a hint of mayo. Who'd buy lettuce flavoured chips ????

I feel sorry for the girl who came up with the Caesar salad flavour.... good idea but Smiths rooted it and she'll lose.

greenleader
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5 Nov 2009 12:47am
i was tempted to buy that flavour at the supermarket checkout tonight mark,

but i thought it would taste like artificial crap and besides, i don't buy chips.

i'm going to buy a pack tomorrow. report coming!

the buttered popcorn sounds nice.
Greenroom
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5 Nov 2009 6:48am
Late Night Kabab! Sounds rank
Sailhack
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5 Nov 2009 10:14am
Greenroom said...

Late Night Kabab! Sounds rank


I think that's the idea...only to be eaten from 2-5am, smashed, then throw them up later and wake up sometime the following avo with a taste in your mouth like a ferret's taken a dump there!
Mark _australia
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5 Nov 2009 9:20am
Why don't they do a twin pack, one is beer and then the other kebab one is to be eaten after the beer? Then the vomit would be more realistic.........

evlPanda
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5 Nov 2009 12:56pm
I watched my work colleague type an email to Smith's in Jaunary complaining that they'd removed the Tomato Sauce flavour, please bring it back and that perhaps they should have a competition to decide some new flavours.

They sent him a packet of tom. sauce chips.
Dr Funk
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5 Nov 2009 1:29pm
The girlfriend bought all 4 so we could do a bit of a taste comparison and we came up with the following:

Kebab - Nasty, tasted like anus.
Popcorn - good but a bit full on and couldn't eat more than a couple of chips
Coat of arms bbq - kinda ok but still pretty rank, not much different to normal bbq
Ceaser - Really nasty chemical flavour.

All in all none of the would be a chip I'de buy again. big fail.
Mark _australia
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5 Nov 2009 11:29am
evlPanda said...

I watched my work colleague type an email to Smith's in Jaunary complaining that they'd removed the Tomato Sauce flavour, please bring it back and that perhaps they should have a competition to decide some new flavours.

They sent him a packet of tom. sauce chips.


That woudl be right! Happy to take his idea with no reward.

My mates entered a marketing competition in the late 90's when they were in uni. Came up with a whole bunch of different flavours for a ficticious food company, complete with very very clever slogan and marketing campaign. They won $5K shared between 4 people.
An australian (major) food company then picked it up and ran with it, would have literally made a hundred million just off that special / limited product line over a few months.
My mates got nil, not even an acknowledgement it was their idea.
Mark _australia
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5 Nov 2009 11:31am
Mark _australia said...

Why don't they do a twin pack, one is beer and then the other kebab one is to be eaten after the beer? Then the vomit would be more realistic.........




They could even put in a free plastic toy like cereal packets.

Unwanted pregnancy figurine?
Broken jaw and black eye figurine?
Angry taxi driver screaming "get out" in Farsi?

doggie
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5 Nov 2009 12:03pm
Dr Funk said...

The girlfriend bought all 4 so we could do a bit of a taste comparison and we came up with the following:

Kebab - Nasty, tasted like anus.
Popcorn - good but a bit full on and couldn't eat more than a couple of chips
Coat of arms bbq - kinda ok but still pretty rank, not much different to normal bbq
Ceaser - Really nasty chemical flavour.

All in all none of the would be a chip I'de buy again. big fail.


You know what anus tastes like?
grandfromage
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5 Nov 2009 1:26pm
walkers used to produce hedgehog flavoured crisps, and also my personal favourite, cajun squirrel.

hedgehog was okay, until i had a bad experience with one pack, i think someone must have spiked my bag, but squirrel was great, had a real bite to them.
Mark _australia
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5 Nov 2009 1:58pm
Maybe they could do Cajun Squirrel Anus flavour next.........
Crash Landing
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5 Nov 2009 5:05pm
Have you tried the Jelly Belly BeanBoozled sweets/lollies? They have about 8 colours but each colour could be a nice or nasty flavour. A yellow one would be either banana or vomit. The nasty ones are pretty disgusting!

Worth a go if you can find them but only with mates!
doggie
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5 Nov 2009 2:12pm
Mark _australia said...

Maybe they could do Cajun Squirrel Anus flavour next.........


What about dolphin steak? Mmmmm dolphin, dont get me started!
landyacht
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5 Nov 2009 2:59pm
my kids entered the comp with spaghetti bolognes flavour. having tasted 3 of the 4 flavours its a thumbs down for them all. the chips the kids made in the kitchen were Yummy
maxm
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5 Nov 2009 6:26pm
doggie said...you know what anus tastes like?


Yep, it's a worry that there are people in this thread that know what anus and ferret droppings taste like.
doggie
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5 Nov 2009 3:33pm
maxm said...

doggie said...you know what anus tastes like?


Yep, it's a worry that there are people in this thread that know what anus and ferret droppings taste like.


I bet they would say "tastes like chicken!"
kiteboy dave
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5 Nov 2009 5:50pm
When I was in pommieland last they had these flavours..

Walkers has picked the six winners from the one million entries it received to its ‘Do us a flavour' competition.And the winners are - Fish & Chips, Onion Bhaji, Chocolate & Chilli, Crispy Duck & Hoi Sin, Builder's Breakfast and Cajun Squirrel.

I had the builder's breakfast, tasted ok, bit like BBQ. Nothing special tho. Nothing will ever beat salt n vinegar!
doggie
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5 Nov 2009 4:02pm
kiteboy dave said...

When I was in pommieland last they had these flavours..

Walkers has picked the six winners from the one million entries it received to its ‘Do us a flavour' competition.And the winners are - Fish & Chips, Onion Bhaji, Chocolate & Chilli, Crispy Duck & Hoi Sin, Builder's Breakfast and Cajun Squirrel.

I had the builder's breakfast, tasted ok, bit like BBQ. Nothing special tho. Nothing will ever beat salt n vinegar!



S&V is the best ever, dont need other flavs!
kiteboy dave
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6 Nov 2009 12:01am
Just spent 4 months in India with no meat. Returning in 4 days. Order of business is:
1. Meat Pie at airport
2. S&V chips out of a pink packet on way home
3. Once home, several kilos of thick cut Bacon from local butcher, prepared various ways.

Then I will be
GalahOnTheBay
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6 Nov 2009 1:18pm
I'm glad I am not the only person who thinks all of thoe new flavours are nasty...

Kebab is the best imho but I'm glad I didn't get the same taste as one of the previous posters!
Skid
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6 Nov 2009 7:59pm
doggie said...

Dr Funk said...

The girlfriend bought all 4 so we could do a bit of a taste comparison and we came up with the following:

Kebab - Nasty, tasted like anus.
Popcorn - good but a bit full on and couldn't eat more than a couple of chips
Coat of arms bbq - kinda ok but still pretty rank, not much different to normal bbq
Ceaser - Really nasty chemical flavour.

All in all none of the would be a chip I'de buy again. big fail.


You know what anus tastes like?


One of my ex girlfriends does
Not sure where she learnt that particular 'surprise' trick....

Mark _australia
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6 Nov 2009 6:15pm
... and thus your name on here, Skid????
Skid
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6 Nov 2009 11:27pm
Ha ha Mark

No, my nickname was coined long before that. Although I do have a sneaking suspicion it has something to do with my surname
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