Nude Windsurfing Pics!!!

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hardman
hardman
1116 posts
1116 posts
21 Sep 2005 12:20pm
Ok now that I'm out of hell, (Thanx Lesk) it's a horrible place to be........ I reckon we should have a competition where people post nude windsurfing pics of themselves!!

Obviously they can't be pornographic, so photoshop the dangly or squishy bits out!!

At Next oppurtunity, I'll get out there totally embarrass myself by windsurfing nude, and post the photo's, so get your sick bags ready coz u mite just

VOMIT!!
mike
mike
WA
75 posts
WA, 75 posts
21 Sep 2005 1:59pm
From what I've heard Hardie, u won't need to photoshop much of your photo's......... Twinky
leski
leski
NSW
661 posts
NSW, 661 posts
21 Sep 2005 4:16pm
ok so this is when (for your rehabilitation after the devil stage) you need to plan your trip to south of France,
Port Leucate, Cap D'Agde...
these places are super windy during spring and autumn and there are little holiday village where,.. clothing is not an option.
so you could get out of bed, go for breakfast in a cafe, windsurf, have lunch in a restaurant, go shoping, buy your groceries, windsurf again, play tennis, golf, go out in a nigth club..all that in your ..well nothin

hardman
hardman
1116 posts
1116 posts
21 Sep 2005 3:02pm
quote:
Originally posted by mike

From what I've heard Hardie, u won't need to photoshop much of your photo's......... Twinky



Ok so I wasn't born so well endowed sheesh giv a guy a break.... The photoshop stuff was a scam to hide the truth
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
1116 posts
21 Sep 2005 3:04pm
quote:
Originally posted by leski

ok so this is when (for your rehabilitation after the devil stage) you need to plan your trip to south of France,
Port Leucate, Cap D'Agde...
these places are super windy during spring and autumn and there are little holiday village where,.. clothing is not an option.
so you could get out of bed, go for breakfast in a cafe, windsurf, have lunch in a restaurant, go shoping, buy your groceries, windsurf again, play tennis, golf, go out in a nigth club..all that in your ..well nothin




South of France here I come!!

Actually Windsurfed nude on the Greek Island of Ios in mid 80's
ju_724
ju_724
231 posts
231 posts
21 Sep 2005 6:45pm
maybe get your self a prince albert piercing....., instead of the stud go for some form of a hook and hey presto, no need for a harness and you'll gain a few extra bonus inches
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
1116 posts
21 Sep 2005 6:51pm
quote:
Originally posted by ju_724

maybe get your self a prince albert piercing....., instead of the stud go for some form of a hook and hey presto, no need for a harness and you'll gain a few extra bonus inches



Who are you wise man of Science?
Greenroom
Greenroom
WA
7608 posts
WA, 7608 posts
21 Sep 2005 7:44pm
i dont know how people can just wonder around in nudest colonies
what happens if you start thinking.... and you get a boner
you could pick out all the horny ones
id hate to be doing the weekly food shopping and bump () into hardie and he knocks his wood into my fruit and veges
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
1116 posts
21 Sep 2005 8:09pm
I magine this.............

Greek Islands 1983, first European trip......... Ios beach, stunning looking women everywhere, and half of them are completley nude........(I'm talking stunners here!!!)

23 yo Melb boy joins in the nudity game.........

Technique for saving embarrassment........

Lay towel down on sand, punch hole into towel approximately half way down, roll over onto tummy, stay that way until you recover, then turn over, lie on back and enjoy the view, at the first twinge, sit up, turn punch hole in towel, roll over......... Repeat when necessary!!!

Oh the memories!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
21 Sep 2005 8:16pm
quote:
Originally posted by hardman

I magine this.............

Greek Islands 1983, first European trip......... Ios beach, stunning looking women everywhere, and half of them are completley nude........(I'm talking stunners here!!!)

23 yo Melb boy joins in the nudity game.........

Technique for saving embarrassment........

Lay towel down on sand, punch hole into towel approximately half way down, roll over onto tummy, stay that way until you recover, then turn over, lie on back and enjoy the view, at the first twinge, sit up, turn punch hole in towel, roll over......... Repeat when necessary!!!

Oh the memories!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Thanks for that image
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
1116 posts
21 Sep 2005 8:31pm
quote:
Originally posted by elmo
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Thanks for that image



Elmo, Do I have to spell everything outforya, ya supposed to imagine the stunners not me ya fool!!!

VOMIT!!
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
21 Sep 2005 9:27pm
quote:
Originally posted by hardman



Lay towel down on sand, punch hole into towel approximately half way down, roll over onto tummy, stay that way until you recover, then turn over, lie on back and enjoy the view, at the first twinge, sit up, turn punch hole in towel, roll over......... Repeat when necessary!!!

Oh the memories!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I always wondered what those holes on the beach were

It turns out it's Hardie not crabs after all
gazza
gazza
WA
647 posts
WA, 647 posts
22 Sep 2005 12:32pm
Ive got some photos of me surfing nude in France 13 years ago great fun until you have to leave the water when theres heaps of people with cameras and your suffering from cold water SHRINKAGE



pole boy
pole boy
WA
292 posts
WA, 292 posts
22 Sep 2005 2:01pm
quote:
Originally posted by elmo


I always wondered what those holes on the beach were

It turns out it's Hardie not crabs after all



what makes you think hardie doesn't have crabs. being the man of the world he is in great demand, and well accidents happen

poley
leski
leski
NSW
661 posts
NSW, 661 posts
22 Sep 2005 7:10pm
well it's not looking so good see
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16686233-421,00.html

you've scared them off Hardie, with your ideas of diggin holes in the beach


FilthyAmatuer
FilthyAmatuer
WA
877 posts
WA, 877 posts
24 Sep 2005 12:56am
U ALL SUKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FilthyAmatuer
FilthyAmatuer
WA
877 posts
WA, 877 posts
24 Sep 2005 12:57am
sorry, im bored and drunk... didnt mean to offend, just wish it was windy everyday and I didnt have so much damn uni **** to do all the ****in time
Greenroom
Greenroom
WA
7608 posts
WA, 7608 posts
24 Sep 2005 9:21pm
so when you go to a nude beach make sure you sit on a towl cos you dont wanna catch crabs OR worms
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