but yoy look like a fat chewbacca
har har should post that

I am immune to your nastiness now my ex-lover, My narcississmiszm, has been given a huge boost, and if you behave yourself, you too could be a candidate, your profile in the sport, should get you modelling for them too............

Just admit it P Rel I'm a STUD................ and my dear sweet man, had we still been lovers I mighyt suggest a slight sniff of greenroom in the air!!!

I hope one dAY we can reconcile and be the true pirates we are,

PS Yesterday would've been damn good, bugger forecasts and clients you can't find to cancell with

Pissed off I am, would 've been good, so sorry to have kept you waiting, we coulda snuckone in b/n clients, if'd known you were waiting at the marina, you gorgeous little rug rat you....

Our time will come we'll catch a Marlin and tie it to our boat and watch the white pointer sharks eat the carcass away, az we zoom back to tell our tale....... You spunk rat, I've seen wot u look like now, and want u more than ever, god they make the brits scrummy!!

Do you think I'll look even more attractive than I already do when I'm wearing my new line of clothing God I'm fighting them off as it is now, has this been a wise move for me

Silly me, blurry old eyes, I thought this thread read Chastity, Ageing and Modeling Contracts!!!!!

All this jealousy, Now I know How greenroom must feel.........

I now feel that I have finally made it It was the last bastion of achievement the modelling contract, now I have it........

As for the blubber remarks, and derogatory references to my body shape......... In the Tongan Culture

BIG IS BEAUTIFUL!!

Yes get the colour dudes that's what your seeing when you read this

The coolest clothes in windsport heaven, and me the Ugly, Tabacco Chewing, Double Chinned, Fat Bastard, wins the modelling contract, and you the young, spunky, fit, handsome, goodlooking, muscular, athlectic, multi-talented, young hot-shot, that you are............ didn't get a modelling contract

you guys have issues

hey
Its true, your modeling..........

you have to take photos

of yourself


there really coming to the party arent they.

Do you have to buy the clothes too, and wait for a rebate if someone views the ad?

I'm too sexy for my love,
too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt,
too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan,
too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party,
too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk,
on the catwalk, yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car,
too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat,
what d'you think about that

I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk,
on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk


I'm too sexy for my,
too sexy for my,
too sexy for my


'Cause
I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk,
yeah, on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat,

too sexy for my cat Poor *****, poor ***** cat
I'm too sexy for my love,
too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

Yes signature will be provided...........(usual fee)

Free autographed photo's to those that suck-up appropriately!!!!!!

a bit slimmer sure, and without the double chin, goatee, small penis and fat arse, but hey i still want to be you.

congrats Hardie!!!

must be tough clothing (sorry couldn't help it)