Oi were'd that muslim joke go

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> 10 years ago

Shooting the breeze.

bluejuice

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bluejuice

WA, 334 posts

7 Aug 2005 9:44pm

I forgot that joke I saw here and now it's gone!
did you here about the 2 muslim girls going shopping for backpacks well............

chinook

10 posts

chinook

WA, 10 posts

8 Aug 2005 11:02am

ask the forum nazi

laurie

QLD

3902 posts

laurie

QLD, 3902 posts

8 Aug 2005 7:26pm

decrepit

12887 posts

decrepit

WA, 12887 posts

8 Aug 2005 6:04pm

Think I support Laurie on this one!!!
Don't need to stir up any more trouble than there already is.

bluejuice

334 posts

bluejuice

WA, 334 posts

8 Aug 2005 8:03pm

aw cmon that's just adding to the global paranoia that our so called leaders spread to keep us mindless compliant drones, fueled and spread by the mindless media drones that are under the employment/control of the media moguls. It's this ongoing paranoia and media coverage that gives these exploding sociopathic borderline personality disorder individuals their power creating a vicious circle therefore allowing the multi billionaire rich to stay that way and the semi rich and poor to live lives of low grade misery that they are not even aware of.

grumplestiltskin

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grumplestiltskin

WA, 2331 posts

9 Aug 2005 8:22am

either that, or we could just go sailing!

hardman

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hardman

1116 posts

9 Aug 2005 9:25am

Did you hear about the Venezualan who couldn't get enough Beaver Cheese?

pole boy

292 posts

pole boy

WA, 292 posts

9 Aug 2005 5:18pm

quote:
Did you hear about the Venezualan who couldn't get enough Beaver Cheese?

yeah he ended up with a big callus on his right hand, but his arm was so strong

poley

bluejuice

334 posts

bluejuice

WA, 334 posts

9 Aug 2005 8:16pm

oops I'm a bad boy "I MUST NOT ROCK THE BOAT" so I have been told many times before.
I MUST NOT ROCK THE BOAT. I MUST NOT ROCK THE BOAT. I MUST NOT ROCK THE BOAT. I MUST NOT ROCK THE BOAT. I MUST NOT ROCK THE BOAT.
Bad boy ! Bad Boy ! Bad Boy !

decrepit

12887 posts

decrepit

WA, 12887 posts

9 Aug 2005 8:39pm

Relax juice, is it THAT important????

elizabethb

QLD

2081 posts

elizabethb

QLD, 2081 posts

9 Aug 2005 10:44pm

quote:
Originally posted by bluejuice

oops I'm a bad boy "I MUST NOT ROCK THE BOAT" so I have been told many times before.
I MUST NOT ROCK THE BOAT. I MUST NOT ROCK THE BOAT. I MUST NOT ROCK THE BOAT. I MUST NOT ROCK THE BOAT. I MUST NOT ROCK THE BOAT.
Bad boy ! Bad Boy ! Bad Boy !

Ahh mate, you seem like a guy with a gr8 sense of humor... Nearly sounds like a line from Faulty Towers

bluejuice

334 posts

bluejuice

WA, 334 posts

10 Aug 2005 6:18pm

my humour is very twisted and dry

chinook

10 posts

chinook

WA, 10 posts

12 Aug 2005 10:16am

why did Cliffo's joke posted on 4/8/04 in the humour appreciation thread not get deleted !!!

(Two queers in a toilet, one sees a nicotine patch on the
others dick & asks does it work"? He replies "yes, Im down to two butts a day".

Spastic says to ice cream man "can I have an ice cream please"
the ice-cream man asks which flavour?, spastic says "don't matter,
gonna f *ckin drop it anyway.

My friend went to the sex shop today & bought a Palestinian inflatable doll!!
Got it home & the f *cker blew itself up.)

Yet the muslim joke did! in this thread there are also Gay and Jew jokes

Am I being discriminated against because of my dark skin colour?????
Am I not allowed to post jokes about other nationalities yet others are ????
Where is the fairness in this This is what happens when a Dicktator makes biast unfair decisions

Dicktators usually get overthrown!

chinook

10 posts

chinook

WA, 10 posts

12 Aug 2005 10:17am

As Pauline says PLEASE EXPLAIN

waveslave

4263 posts

waveslave

WA, 4263 posts

12 Aug 2005 10:39am

The moderator is attempting the impossible.
He's trying to protect us from ourselves and bigotry.
We all hold the power of the keyboard mouse, use it wisely.

laurie

QLD

3902 posts

laurie

QLD, 3902 posts

12 Aug 2005 2:50pm

Thanks for all your comments - appreciated. My apologies for not writing more about deleting the post.

The aim of Seabreeze.com.au is to be a great place to visit, where you leave it smarter and better off, not offended and upset.

Definitely not 100% achievable, and sometimes I miss stuff, but there are great rewards in trying.

Seabreeze.com.au has a huge range of visitors - it's a public forum with no MA rating - it's PG.

Kids, teenagers all the way through to seniors visit. My goal is to keep the site a great place to visit for all ages.

Someone has to draw the line on what is appropriate content for the people that visit. Sometimes you will agree, othertimes not, but if you can understand what the goal is, then we can all get along!

Enjoy .. Laurie

bluejuice

334 posts

bluejuice

WA, 334 posts

12 Aug 2005 7:21pm

I still thought it was funny when I read it but I can't remember how it goes,
Maybe you could remind me tomorrow at crazy waves, if you don't I'm going to keep speeding past you again and again ... and not let you win like I usually do

I'll even tell your new best mate that you stole from me to do the same and not let you win anymore

(we only let you win cause you set up seabreeze)

oh bugger it..I'll even tell everyone you want Vesna to win.

hardman

1116 posts

hardman

1116 posts

12 Aug 2005 7:33pm

How's your eldest son blah blah doing...........

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They grow (....) up fast don't these days don't they!!!!

bluejuice

334 posts

bluejuice

WA, 334 posts

13 Aug 2005 9:34am

Thats it !
Alright we'll let Laurie win as usual
you got him of the hook

FilthyAmatuer

877 posts

FilthyAmatuer

WA, 877 posts

13 Aug 2005 1:14pm

I rekon laurie needs to put up a disclaimer...

"WARNING, This site may/may not contain information that users will find offensive. The Site administrator takes no responisbility watsoever as to the comments the deranged members of this forum make. If you choose to read something you find offensive it is your own fault, the site administrators did not make you read it. We do not appreciate your complaints, you should be more tolerant, the world would be a much better place. If you continue you agree not to take any legal action against or make any complaint to the administrators of this site, you also agree to give the entire balance of your bank account over to FilA to be distributed equally among his bank acounts."

FilthyAmatuer

877 posts

FilthyAmatuer

WA, 877 posts

13 Aug 2005 1:15pm

Its not fair, I cant go sailing today, because my bloody mate has an engagement party

hardman

1116 posts

hardman

1116 posts

13 Aug 2005 1:15pm

Hey Filth

I represent being called deranged!!!!!

FilthyAmatuer

877 posts

FilthyAmatuer

WA, 877 posts

13 Aug 2005 3:01pm

you resent? or represent? why arent u sailing, u got no excuse... if i new my girlfriend was gonna take this long to get ready, i would have gone windsurfing

hardman

1116 posts

hardman

1116 posts

13 Aug 2005 5:36pm

I can't sail coz I've got a cold water obesity disorder

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