One way to take Dr Phil's advice....

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ran
ran
VIC
333 posts
ran ran
VIC, 333 posts
13 Jan 2006 11:53am
I am passing this on to you because it definitely
worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.


Dr. Phil proclaimed that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White
Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how ****ing good I feel.


Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.
No need to thank me.

Pugwash
Pugwash
WA
7733 posts
WA, 7733 posts
13 Jan 2006 9:19am
fish
fish
WA
155 posts
WA, 155 posts
13 Jan 2006 8:40pm
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thanks for the enlightening me
i added couple a of ecstasy pills, smokeding a bong and crack pipe so sniffeded chrome some paint to hit just that innering peace thingy on head
whoa i loves you all
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greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
14 Jan 2006 12:09am
i finished half a pack of three minute noodles and a crossword and i don't feel any different.
i reckon doctor phil is full of it.
KAOS69
KAOS69
WA
1012 posts
WA, 1012 posts
14 Jan 2006 12:41pm
yeh but is your temple ready for such inner peace beep, beep
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