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Wineman
Wineman
NSW
1412 posts
NSW, 1412 posts
15 Sep 2007 7:21pm
Fibre Glass



Plastic Glass
rohjar
rohjar
WA
142 posts
WA, 142 posts
16 Sep 2007 2:14am
crash landing (yeah mate, i really meant to do that), safety hazard, dry lake

bad session, bad pizza, bad blowie

good operation, good beating

Revhead
Revhead
ACT
372 posts
ACT, 372 posts
17 Sep 2007 2:32pm
diet coke
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
VIC, 5000 posts
17 Sep 2007 3:55pm
quote:
Originally posted by rohjar

crash landing (yeah mate, i really meant to do that), safety hazard, dry lake

bad session, bad pizza, bad blowie

good operation, good beating






Is that like strong gusts in low wind???

(or an annoying 'big' fly?)
stribo
stribo
QLD
1628 posts
QLD, 1628 posts
17 Sep 2007 4:35pm
When the weather man says it's going to be "fine"
Captain Bob
Captain Bob
WA
160 posts
WA, 160 posts
17 Sep 2007 2:48pm
quote:
Originally posted by grumplestiltskin


Government Worker



Hey I am a government worker. And I would have to agree with ya.
Wineman
Wineman
NSW
1412 posts
NSW, 1412 posts
17 Sep 2007 7:22pm
Light Heavyweight
stribo
stribo
QLD
1628 posts
QLD, 1628 posts
18 Sep 2007 7:26pm
Trivial windsurf topic
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
23 Sep 2007 11:32pm
'House warming present', when it's an air conditioner.
nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
WA, 6277 posts
24 Sep 2007 8:27am
Any advertising with the word "Save"
jp747
jp747
1553 posts
1553 posts
24 Sep 2007 9:56pm
holy s**t????????
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12885 posts
WA, 12885 posts
24 Sep 2007 9:59pm
sounds like something Jesus did
jp747
jp747
1553 posts
1553 posts
25 Sep 2007 9:38pm
i am so totally catholic but i couldn't hold my laugh decrepit...hope you meant "heysooze rodriguez"
getfunky
getfunky
WA
4485 posts
WA, 4485 posts
26 Sep 2007 10:17am
Jesus Rodriguez (pronounced heysoos) is the biz. Great musician and lyricist... Anyone remeber 'Sugerman' it popped up agian on the Candy soundtrack.

Not to be confused with the bloke in the dress that is portrayed in the west as a San Francisco Bay hippy drop-out when we all know he was an Arab bloke living in an Arab populated area

Also not to be confused with Jefferey Farmer who last year was sporting what can best be described as a Heysoos insipred tied back hair look. The Mrs and I would often say Jesus!! Heysoos just kicked a fantastic goal.. actually last year it was more like Oh christ!! Heysoos has lost the plot again

I swear I don't have any Dockers issues. It is just impossible to resist so much laff material to work with
Zed
Zed
WA
1274 posts
Zed Zed
WA, 1274 posts
26 Sep 2007 4:03pm
Hyundai Excel
Wineman
Wineman
NSW
1412 posts
NSW, 1412 posts
26 Sep 2007 7:25pm
quote:
Originally posted by Zed

Hyundai Excel


I like that

Black Box
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..
(it's orange)
jp747
jp747
1553 posts
1553 posts
26 Sep 2007 6:23pm
yeah you're right getfunky with the pronounciation...jeez my mistake
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
26 Sep 2007 9:17pm
friendly fire
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
VIC, 5000 posts
26 Sep 2007 11:33pm
tertiary education

...haw-haw...ho-ho....(hangon a minut, I got me one of 'dem?!?)
Dooverlacker
Dooverlacker
121 posts
121 posts
27 Sep 2007 10:26am
Hobby farm
Revhead
Revhead
ACT
372 posts
ACT, 372 posts
27 Sep 2007 1:31pm
Autralian culture

(argueable)
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
27 Sep 2007 2:16pm
How come "get f****d" is a curse and not a benediction.
Wineman
Wineman
NSW
1412 posts
NSW, 1412 posts
1 Oct 2007 9:31am
CLEAN COAL ......WTF
nuker
nuker
QLD
48 posts
QLD, 48 posts
2 Oct 2007 10:29pm
Queensland - The Sunshine State (given the recent decision re daylight savings)
Revhead
Revhead
ACT
372 posts
ACT, 372 posts
3 Oct 2007 1:02pm
renewable energy.

Its not renewable, it just doenst run out.
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