Parkinson's Law variation

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GreenPat
GreenPat
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17 Sep 2010 5:37pm
Rather than bump what was a tangential discussion in another thread (www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/General-Discussion/Chat/Mental-status-of-forum-members/), I thought I would suggest in a new one the following variation on the famous sentence:

Work expands so as to fill the resources available for its completion.



doggie
doggie
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WA, 15849 posts
17 Sep 2010 3:46pm
GP you have a CPU addiction!!
GreenPat
GreenPat
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17 Sep 2010 5:54pm
IF
(computer capacity) < (GP capacity)
THEN
(GP capacity) - (computer capacity) = Spare capacity for watching CPU
ELSE
Keep working
END
poor relative
poor relative
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17 Sep 2010 4:04pm
Not getting laid Pat?
Pugwash
Pugwash
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17 Sep 2010 4:37pm
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HA HA HA... ^^^ Nice work cock jaw
poor relative
poor relative
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17 Sep 2010 4:42pm
lol - freekin spammers
GreenPat
GreenPat
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17 Sep 2010 7:07pm
poor relative said...

Not getting laid Pat?


I'm not going to dignify that with a response.
Pugwash
Pugwash
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17 Sep 2010 5:10pm
Todays word is engagement...



IF
(GreenPat) eqs (engaged)
THEN
(xxx) Is Null
ENDIF
poor relative
poor relative
WA
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WA, 9106 posts
17 Sep 2010 5:12pm
GreenPat said...

I'm not going to dignify that with a response.


LOL
You don't need to.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
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17 Sep 2010 6:19pm
Pat is an imposter.

If that is an ECG from him he is dead.

Who is pretending to be Pat and using his account???
GreenPat
GreenPat
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17 Sep 2010 8:28pm
Funny you should mention that, I actually was hooked up to an ECG last week. Turned out that I was alive, after all, but only just.
maxm
maxm
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NSW, 864 posts
17 Sep 2010 8:28pm
Your service CPU is still slacking on the job, GreenPat. About time you got it to pull its finger out.
Poida
Poida
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WA, 1922 posts
17 Sep 2010 7:09pm
Is that the seabreeze usage meter
Carantoc
Carantoc
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17 Sep 2010 7:47pm
I think that might be where all the green arrows go.

They start out all OK about a week away, but as they get closer they get sucked into GreenPat's CPU and turned into green soup.

The upside is that the CPU looks pretty full, so maybe some of the green arrows will slip out soon.

Maybe GreenPat is collecting them all up and planning on releasing them all at once in a giant GeenPat green arrowed fueled fartarama of epic down the line proportions ?
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