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GypsyDrifter
GypsyDrifter
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15 Nov 2010 10:17pm
AAP November 15, 2010, 12:28 pm

The charge against a Queensland man accused of tattooing a penis on a mate's back has been upgraded.

Matthew Francis Brady, 21, was charged with assault occasioning bodily harm last month over accusations he tattooed a 40cm-long image of a penis and a crude slogan on the back of Chester Ives, 25.

It's alleged Brady tattooed the lewd image instead of a Yin and Yang symbol and some dragons, as requested by Mr Ives.

Brady appeared in the Ipswich Magistrates Court on Monday, where his charge was upgraded to grievous bodily harm.

Seriously...how in the world would you not know you had
a tattooed 40cm-long image of a penis on your back...
It's not as if it could all be done in one sitting
Mister Dugong
Mister Dugong
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15 Nov 2010 11:15pm
must resist, quality phallic humour, very low brow, so hard...
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
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16 Nov 2010 10:26am
It is going to be an interesting case, whilst everyone would agree what he did was wrong (on so many levels), what charge actually sticks will be another matter...
Carantoc
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16 Nov 2010 8:33am
GalahOnTheBay said...

It is going to be an interesting case, whilst everyone would agree what he did was wrong (on so many levels), what charge actually sticks will be another matter...


inking under the influence ?
doggie
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16 Nov 2010 8:33am
I wanna get boobs across my back the word not actual boobs
oceanfire
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16 Nov 2010 8:35am
doggie said...

I wanna get boobs across my back the word not actual boobs


well you never know, the former would be helpful if you ever went to jail...
doggie
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16 Nov 2010 8:40am
oceanfire said...

doggie said...

I wanna get boobs across my back the word not actual boobs


well you never know, the former would be helpful if you ever went to jail...


Um yea, ok rite-o..
getfunky
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16 Nov 2010 11:27am
I reckon the 'mate' may well end up doing time and get used to the feeling of a penis on his back (end) too.

Both are Darwin candidates most likely.
dads
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16 Nov 2010 12:30pm



I'd be as upset with the workmanship as i would be with the design.
doggie
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16 Nov 2010 1:04pm
dads said...




I'd be as upset with the workmanship as i would be with the design.


Hahahahahaha!!
Gorgo
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16 Nov 2010 4:13pm
Just being serious for a second (snigger), the tattooist should be a given a huge jail sentence, wholly suspended and pay for the removal of the offending tatt and the legal costs.

The victim should get no compensation because he's a dickhead.
maxm
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16 Nov 2010 4:37pm
Gorgo said...

The victim should get no compensation because he's a dickhead back.


doggie you could sell him your patented design. All the guy needs is a couple of dots and they could be boobs
doggie
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16 Nov 2010 2:33pm
maxm said...

Gorgo said...

The victim should get no compensation because he's a dickhead back.


doggie you could sell him your patented design. All the guy needs is a couple of dots and they could be boobs


Thats true maxm, it could be modified but I was thinking more Ben Cousins style with just "BOOBS" across my shoulder blades in that classic script I would feel like a real man then hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GypsyDrifter
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16 Nov 2010 2:37pm

for boys that go to jail!
something to look forward too..or is that behind
busterwa
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16 Nov 2010 2:40pm
Probally better doing it to your mates artliner pens or pen ises lol
doggie
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16 Nov 2010 2:48pm
busterwa said...

Probally better doing it to your mates artliner pens or pen ises lol


Funny buster [}:)]
Gorgo
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16 Nov 2010 7:29pm
Here's one for Doggie. Laurie's fun police will never think of looking for boobs in a thread about penises.



doggie
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16 Nov 2010 5:02pm
Gorgo said...

Here's one for Doggie. Laurie's fun police will never think of looking for boobs in a thread about penises.






Nice Gorgo yea they would never think to look here
GypsyDrifter
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16 Nov 2010 5:44pm
LOL...thats a crack up Gorgo
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