yeah but they can ****ing reverse park and pull out of a driveway in under an hour

Do you mean 'chopsticks'?

If so - maybe learn to spell the word before criticising those that can't use them.

I cant use chop sticks but I don't eat jelly fish and beetles so all is good.

People who cant post threads in the right section.

Just because a person elects not to use chop sticks is a poor excuse to justify HATING them.

I hereby categorically state that I will not use chop sticks to eat bangers, mash, gravy and peas, anything I cook on a BBQ, pies sausage rolls or hamburgers, any kind of sandwich, croissants, stews, soups, custard, jelly, ice cream, cake, peaches and cream, flied lice, beef in black bean sauce, sweet and sour pork and many other things.

Are you going to HATE me for the rest of your life for that????

There is more than enough HATRED in the world to go around. No need to use the way various people eat to promote HATE.

GreenPat said...

dusta said..
moderators who cant leave threads alone

People who can't accept moderation decisions.

(to be sung to celebrate as in the wedding singer)
Holiday...........celebrate...........moderate..........holiday..........theres a part going on right here lets moderate...were gonna have a good time.....holiday.........moderate........celebrate........(so on and so forth)
I go to dimsum and get a fork and one chopstick, that way im multicultural, anything that can be speared by the chopstick i eat with that,anything that falls into fork catagory like rice or the slimy noodle roll gets fully forked.
Im like a split personality white guy at a chinese resteraunt with various modus operandi of attacking food.
You would not enjoy it, in fact that makes it far more pleasant for me....

Rex said..
Other than being in Asia somewhere, why do people even use chopsticks? Is there some practical reason or just to let everyone know that you are down with it?

Last two times I was in Asia everyone was eating with a fork and spoon. Not a chopstick to be found.

Good idea with the fork and spoon by the way, very efficient for eating dishes with lots of rice in them. Not so great for steaks but anything that can be gouged apart with the spoon was OK.

Chopsticks make a ripper rubber band crossbow especially if you use a pencil sharpener on them first

Revhead said..
Yeah, I hate em too. and people who eat apples in the office. CRUNCH CRUNCH MUNCH BLOODY SLOPPY CRUNCH

^^^ The wife just dropped our youngest into my office with a huge apple...great timing to read your response whilst she crunches & slobbers through the apple!

Back on topic - I like to use chopsticks when eating any Asian dish because it defines me as the pretentious w@nker that I am, superior to those around me that are either not able to use the utensils...or not prepared to embarrass themselves in front of my awesomeness with their inadequacies of chopstick etiquette!

GreenPat said..

dusta said..
moderators who cant leave threads alone

People who can't accept moderation decisions.

moderators with no sense of humour

dusta said..

GreenPat said..

dusta said..
moderators who cant leave threads alone

People who can't accept moderation decisions.

moderators with no sense of humour

People who can't read humorous/sarcastic intent in written text without smilies.

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GreenPat said..

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Wizball ?

hahahahahahaha chopsticks are just for fat bastards trying to loose weight !! the only fat china-men you will see are those who use forks !!!!!

GreenPat said..

dusta said..

GreenPat said..

dusta said..

GreenPat said..

dusta said..
moderators who cant leave threads alone

People who can't accept moderation decisions.

moderators with no sense of humour

People who can't read humorous/sarcastic intent in written text without smilies.

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moderators who need to have more emoji's on these forums

True that. Laurie?

I know of one moderator, not naming names ("G....P.."), who's been campaigning for 5+ years for more emoji's. Poor bugger - he's been hard done by.

This was recently in Kitesurfing:
www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Kitesurfing/General/We-need-more-Emojis/

..and how does all this relate to chopsticks?

laurie said..

GreenPat said..

dusta said..

GreenPat said..

dusta said..

GreenPat said..

dusta said..
moderators who cant leave threads alone

People who can't accept moderation decisions.

moderators with no sense of humour

People who can't read humorous/sarcastic intent in written text without smilies.

( )

moderators who need to have more emoji's on these forums

True that. Laurie?

I know of one moderator, not naming names ("G....P.."), who's been campaigning for 5+ years for more emoji's. Poor bugger - he's been hard done by.

This was recently in Kitesurfing:
www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Kitesurfing/General/We-need-more-Emojis/

..and how does all this relate to chopsticks?

when does a thread stay on topic ?