this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast beef and this little piggy had none and the last little piggy went wee wee wee wee let me have it sargent......
Police look for clues for illegal caption competition poster. Witnesses said they saw a gypsy looking lady drifting around just before posting. The Attorney General made a statement saying they'll prosecute to the full arm of the law for this heinous crime.
"Take your marks,........" With only five doughnuts and six police, Sarge decided that morning tea would have to be settled with some good old pig racing.
All right Orificers , if we're going to catch this bandit we need to look for clues.... Now , I know that one of you has been borrowing my ferret Roger so on my command .... COUGH!
