OK last one.

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

sumthin' smels like fish

stribo said...

Do you like chocolate ??
cause i got half a bar

Stribo. I need to know. Is this a rude comment? Or have you really got chocolate? Cos I wanted to answer Mikey's question but then I reconsidered cos maybe you are being rude and I dont get it.

Damn, sucked in again. Damn, damn. Well I still don't get it but you can keep it to yourself. I DONT NEED TO KNOW.

For the sake of public education:

Anyone who only has half a bar... of chocolate... or anything else edible... to offer clearly can't be up for the job...er... whatever the job might be. Size, apparently... does matter, when it comes to things... um... to be taken internally... I mean, eaten, as in for oral pleasure, like chocolate that is. The bigger the bar, the greater the pleasure...or so I'm told. Anyone offering half a bar should be told to reissue the offer only after attaining a full bar, otherwise disappointment is bound to result.

Hmmmm..........
IMHO I think women should try and take over the role of initiating some sort of corresponence with the opposite sex.
As for all the one liners they have there place as a joke , and should be treated as such " Half a bar" haha and she didn't get it , even funnier!
But seriously some of you ladies should see it from our side since you have asked for our perpective , it is not so easy to approach a women to ask her out and in a lot of situations there are alot of ladies out there with there heads so far up there arse it's any wonder we think twice about it ,(as there are guys also), so you wonder where one liners come from or there need to be used , well it's to put a light hearted twist on the whole thing that is the "game".
Chics have it easy ! except for child birth of course now thats just wrong!
Anway take a flirt as a complement and enjoy it...your lucky to get it...........

Now where's my copy of Penthouse gone????

lmfao!!!!

Suzie

Mikey never offer everthing you have .. The ladies always want more and when they find you have nothing left to offer they go looking for chocolate elsewhere.

Anyway it was the last half of the bar i was offering (king size picnic) [}:)]

I'm reminded of "Laugh In" when Tyrone F Horneigh (Arty Johnson) habitually offered Gladys Ormphby (Ruth Buzzi) a hold of his walneto only to get a whack in the face with a handbag.... Closely followed by Gary Owen introducing "Morgul the friendly Drelb" who we never got to meet. Those were the days ... Where's my park bench.