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busterwa
busterwa
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8 Jun 2010 11:23pm

www.powerbalance.com/eurview/

mate had one at the pub he surfs alot he reckons they work.
I told him he was full of sh113 and got riped 59 dollars

Does anyone actually know if these work? is there someone who could explain it to us.
I Think that for 59 dollars your better of purchacing a superman suit and a cape that will allow you to fly and and burn things with your lazer eyes..

Yours skeptical..
Busterwa.
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
WA, 4642 posts
9 Jun 2010 12:00am
(Unsolicited testimonial)
Dear Busterwa,
Yes all that stuff works brilliantly!
Powerbands are the last word in new medical technology.
Energy polarisers are the last word in tapping into the unused power of your car engine.
Fire Power fuel energiser pills are the last word in getting extra power out of ordinary car petrol.
3 drops of hydrogen peroxide in a glass of water each day will give you eternal life and good health forever.
You standard car engine can be made to run on ordinary tap water. Just send me $499 for the plans. (send it right now and it's yours for $98)

The world is just full of unbelievably good inventions for those that are willing to part with their hard earned money.
(or is that, "A fool and his money are soon parted.")
yours sincerely
Pweet
SMG
SMG
QLD
208 posts
SMG SMG
QLD, 208 posts
9 Jun 2010 10:05am
What a wank!

Someone's making $60 off a piece of rubber and a shiny bit of plastic..........Why didn't I think of that!!

If you make a flashy enough website with "scientific evidence" to back up a product - some idiot will buy it.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
9 Jun 2010 2:13pm
You'd think those charlatans would feel a little sensitive about presenting themselves for ridicule wouldn't you. Its amazes me that they are not tarred and feathered. They are thieves after all. Surely the law has something to say about it.
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
9 Jun 2010 4:32pm


why not feel like part of the 'in' crowd at a cut price rate...?

ebay sells 'em for a dollar plus postage...!

missus was talkin 'bout how all her stupid freak lesbian roller derby friends were raving about 'em, so i bought her an ebay special.

infact she sucks so bad at derby, i bought her two

(just don't tell her they were a dollar, she still hasn't forgiven me for the dummy iphone i got her for christmas)
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
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9 Jun 2010 2:42pm
theDoctor said...



why not feel like part of the 'in' crowd at a cut price rate...?

ebay sells 'em for a dollar plus postage...!

missus was talkin 'bout how all her stupid freak lesbian roller derby friends were raving about 'em, so i bought her an ebay special.

infact she sucks so bad at derby, i bought her two

(just don't tell her they were a dollar, she still hasn't forgiven me for the dummy iphone i got her for christmas)



Where did u get the dummy Iphone? Thats classic

If she has two, is that double the balance
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
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9 Jun 2010 2:43pm
NotWal said...

You'd think those charlatans would feel a little sensitive about presenting themselves for ridicule wouldn't you. Its amazes me that they are not tarred and feathered. They are thieves after all. Surely the law has something to say about it.


That's the funny thing about these magic devices, like water driven cars, fuel polarises and Fire power fuel tablets, and power balance plastic arm bands.
They are all frauds but if anyone steps in and stops them selling them they use that as proof that they actually work and the "big oil companies" or the "medical authorities" or "the government" have used their authority to supress the technology.
(I agree that sometimes this does happen but for the most part it doesn't. )

In that regard you are powerless to do anything about it really because the more that is done to get rid of them, the more they say it is proof of how well it works.
It's all a bit of a joke really.

All you can do is warn people and give reasons why it's a fraud.
If they choose to ignore the advice then at least you can smile about it when you see them a year later and ask how their investment in water burning car engines is going.
Or how their energy polariser is going.
Or how their power band is going.
Or whatever.,..

The other odd thing is, many of them will say something like "Oh it's going great, but I'm not using now because,.. blah blah (weak excuse).
They hate to admit that they were conned. Specially after being told they were being conned in the first place.

There's lots of things about human behaviour I find really interesting considering everyone has the ability to give things a rough analysis and come up with the right answer. But once emotion kicks in it totally over rides logical reasoning.
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
WA, 4642 posts
9 Jun 2010 2:47pm
doggie said...
If she has two, is that double the balance



Well it would have to be wouldn't it.
With none you need two legs to balance on.
With one, you can balance on one leg.
With 2 you can balance when you're legless.

(I'll take two please.)
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
9 Jun 2010 4:57pm
pweedas said...

NotWal said...

You'd think those charlatans would feel a little sensitive about presenting themselves for ridicule wouldn't you. Its amazes me that they are not tarred and feathered. They are thieves after all. Surely the law has something to say about it.


That's the funny thing about these magic devices, like water driven cars, fuel polarises and Fire power fuel tablets, and power balance plastic arm bands.
They are all frauds but if anyone steps in and stops them selling them they use that as proof that they actually work and the "big oil companies" or the "medical authorities" or "the government" have used their authority to supress the technology.
(I agree that sometimes this does happen but for the most part it doesn't. )

In that regard you are powerless to do anything about it really because the more that is done to get rid of them, the more they say it is proof of how well it works.
It's all a bit of a joke really.

All you can do is warn people and give reasons why it's a fraud.
If they choose to ignore the advice then at least you can smile about it when you see them a year later and ask how their investment in water burning car engines is going.
Or how their energy polariser is going.
Or how their power band is going.
Or whatever.,..

The other odd thing is, many of them will say something like "Oh it's going great, but I'm not using now because,.. blah blah (weak excuse).
They hate to admit that they were conned. Specially after being told they were being conned in the first place.

There's lots of things about human behaviour I find really interesting considering everyone has the ability to give things a rough analysis and come up with the right answer. But once emotion kicks in it totally over rides logical reasoning.




Hmmmm, sounding a bit emotional yourself there...

me personally, I'm a fence sitter, pacebos' are quite often as good as the real thing (hence the $1 jobby), but i wore one to a pinball comp when they first were posted out and got well over 3,000,000,000 just on the first ball. couldn't tell anyone there i was wearing it though (it was pink).

n.b, when i think about it, that score was the first ball of the first game i played when i first arrived and hadn't any chance to lube up on the beer...

maybe it wasn't the pink magic fairy braclet afterall...
theDoctor
theDoctor
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5786 posts
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9 Jun 2010 5:11pm
doggie said...



Where did u get the dummy Iphone? Thats classic



ebay, store dummy iphone, like the ones you see on display at the mobile phone stores, something like twenty bucks plus postage.

my ar se is clenched tighter than a chuck norris fist, there's no way i'd fork out for an iphone when a normal everyday run of the mill phone does all the same things a phone should do, so when she saw that i'd gotten her one she was so excited she didn't even question the lack of packaging or reciept (she usually immediately freaks when i come across 'pub' specials) and jumped straight in spending five minutes trying to turn the thing on.

the look she that had come over her when she realised she'd been had, those two seconds before she burst into tears and started throwing things at me (some sharp and heavy things too) was totally worth the subsequent barring of all carnal activities.
reddog04
reddog04
QLD
1 posts
QLD, 1 posts
9 Jun 2010 5:42pm
busterwa said...


www.powerbalance.com/eurview/

mate had one at the pub he surfs alot he reckons they work.
I told him he was full of sh113 and got riped 59 dollars

Does anyone actually know if these work? is there someone who could explain it to us.
I Think that for 59 dollars your better of purchacing a superman suit and a cape that will allow you to fly and and burn things with your lazer eyes..

Yours skeptical..
Busterwa.



yep these things do seem to work , mate at work has got one he doesnt fall over anymore when going left , seriously they seem to give more stability , if you know someone that has one get them to stand with their feet shoulder width apart and arms by their side try to pull them over to the side with it on then have them take it off and do the same again you should be able to once they have it off
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
9 Jun 2010 4:14pm
reddog04 said...

busterwa said...


www.powerbalance.com/eurview/

mate had one at the pub he surfs alot he reckons they work.
I told him he was full of sh113 and got riped 59 dollars

Does anyone actually know if these work? is there someone who could explain it to us.
I Think that for 59 dollars your better of purchacing a superman suit and a cape that will allow you to fly and and burn things with your lazer eyes..

Yours skeptical..
Busterwa.



yep these things do seem to work , mate at work has got one he doesnt fall over anymore when going left , seriously they seem to give more stability , if you know someone that has one get them to stand with their feet shoulder width apart and arms by their side try to pull them over to the side with it on then have them take it off and do the same again you should be able to once they have it off


Im going to get one one Im hopless at going left
tobes
tobes
NSW
1000 posts
NSW, 1000 posts
9 Jun 2010 6:22pm
You should try it now with your new Spooky Action At A Distance Headband TM doggie,
I bet you'll be going left as well as this guy-



Remember, only Quantum Wierdness Headbands are guaranteed to amplify your natural vibrations harmonically.
Ring now.
1 800 SOMEPEOPLEAREREALLYDUMB
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
9 Jun 2010 4:31pm
Thanks Tobes I will give it a try, works good for SUP <<Jokes
62mac
62mac
WA
24860 posts
WA, 24860 posts
9 Jun 2010 6:45pm
I am sending doggie 4 or do I send one for the tail as well [}:)]

Sorry total none believer, trend comes to mind. I could be wrong ok again.
ginger pom
ginger pom
VIC
1746 posts
VIC, 1746 posts
9 Jun 2010 8:54pm
Doc's right. Placebos are really effective.

I think there's something in placebos even if you know about it.

Suppose I post that I think Busterwa is a really clever guy. Busterwa reads it and it hits his brain. There's one part of his brain that's thinking "yeah, I suppose I am pretty smart. Pretty good. Yes." etc and there's another part that's thinking Gingerpom is just making a point in his post he doesn't really have a view.

The point is that the bits don't have to reconcile or agree on stuff. Busterwa still has a warm feeling even though he knows that it's just making a point.

Hence why flattery works, even though it's known to be flattery.
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
9 Jun 2010 9:27pm


catch more flies with sh!t, so to speak
Baita
Baita
41 posts
41 posts
9 Jun 2010 7:42pm
stupid idea i think...
lee1972
lee1972
QLD
921 posts
QLD, 921 posts
9 Jun 2010 9:48pm
I can get them for twenty bucks if anyone wants one
saltiest1
saltiest1
NSW
2574 posts
NSW, 2574 posts
9 Jun 2010 10:28pm


the look she that had come over her when she realised she'd been had, those two seconds before she burst into tears and started throwing things at me (some sharp and heavy things too) was totally worth the subsequent barring of all carnal activities.




"usually, if someone asks for the salt at dinner in an angry manner, its normally not because the salt has upset them."

dont ask me who said it but i like it.
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
9 Jun 2010 8:42pm
62mac said...

I am sending doggie 4 or do I send one for the tail as well [}:)]

Sorry total none believer, trend comes to mind. I could be wrong ok again.


What are you trying to say mac
choco
choco
SA
4186 posts
SA, 4186 posts
9 Jun 2010 10:44pm
I purchased one of those bands,wore it to the pub got pissed.......and guess what........
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
9 Jun 2010 11:53pm
it's a conspiracy I tells ya.
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
10 Jun 2010 12:09am
so can someone pass me the salt.
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
9 Jun 2010 10:15pm
choco said...

I purchased one of those bands,wore it to the pub got pissed.......and guess what........


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