Professional Beggars

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nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
WA, 6277 posts
6 May 2008 2:39pm
You know the ones. They lurk on street corners, waiting to ambush unsuspecting shoppers with claims of just wanting to "ask you a quick question", but you know that their bright, earnest, enthusiastic eyes are fixed firmly on your wallet.

My usual telemarketer trick of putting them on hold for an hour won't work here, so what's a good strategy to make them wish they'd never gotten out of bed in the morning?
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4105 posts
QLD, 4105 posts
6 May 2008 4:59pm
Ask them if they have found Jesus yet.

"Only after I ask YOU a quick question first..."
BigFatMick
BigFatMick
273 posts
273 posts
6 May 2008 3:25pm
Put your hand in your pants, and begin to moan and quiver, whilst they deliver their spiel.

Mind you, Greenpats idea would have me running away. That and the mention of Amway!
stribo
stribo
QLD
1628 posts
QLD, 1628 posts
6 May 2008 5:31pm
Ask them first.. "you got a dollar mate?"
Tiddlywinks
Tiddlywinks
WA
164 posts
WA, 164 posts
6 May 2008 3:40pm
You Speek em Ze Doitch

Ol Stribo has something caught in his Throat heheheeh
stribo
stribo
QLD
1628 posts
QLD, 1628 posts
6 May 2008 6:14pm
Or Tom Green style point at their feet and shout "JAPAN FOUR" then make a sound like "zshazhsazhsha" all while walking straight past them.
nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
WA, 6277 posts
6 May 2008 4:51pm
Just walked past them twice, hoping they'd ask me something so I could convert them to christianity... but they didn't ask.

So mission accomplished: Have an answer ready

Thanks Seabreeze
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
6 May 2008 6:57pm
stribo said...

Or Tom Green style point at their feet and shout "JAPAN FOUR" then make a sound like "zshazhsazhsha" all while walking straight past them.


lol
arancini
arancini
WA
373 posts
WA, 373 posts
9 May 2008 9:03pm
I was bailed up by one in freo recently, I briefed my 6 year old as they approached us, "just let them talk for a few seconds then look at me and tell me your going to have the runs again NOW" he did and, I gave them an imploring "what a pity look" and we ran off cracking up...

Just need a kid with you Nebbman.......
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14968 posts
QLD, 14968 posts
9 May 2008 11:45pm
my aunt offers to buy them Maccas!

works a treat. those seriously in need say yes and grab the free meal so you get to help.

those looking for drug money get offended and storm off.
Mobydisc
Mobydisc
NSW
9029 posts
NSW, 9029 posts
10 May 2008 12:11pm
Gestalt has the best answer. Help those who really need a hand. Not by giving them money which they may waste. Some people do need a hand, usually they are not professional beggers so by offering them a real helping hand the professionals will be scared off.

Thankfully where I live and work we don't have them. However if there were many around I would prepare and print out cards which had the phone numbers of support and charity organisations.
nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
WA, 6277 posts
10 May 2008 10:28am
Greenroom
Greenroom
WA
7608 posts
WA, 7608 posts
10 May 2008 11:06am
The Chad!
stribo
stribo
QLD
1628 posts
QLD, 1628 posts
10 May 2008 1:10pm
Thats the one nebbs.Cracks me up still nearly in tears raofl!!!
JAPAN FOUR!!!!!!!
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23685 posts
WA, 23685 posts
10 May 2008 1:42pm
I thought the O.P referred to the survey people when he said professional beggars wanting to ask you a question.....?

In Perth and Northbridge they don't ask they just flog you and take it
nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
WA, 6277 posts
10 May 2008 4:59pm
I was talking about the people, usually fresh out of high school, probably on minimum wage, trying to flog you memberships in something or other. It could be american express, it could be trying to get money for the Fred Hollows foundation or other charity, it could be to "help the little kiddies".

They set up in major thoroughfares and verbally assault you, then make you feel like an ungenerous sod if you don't empty your wallet then and there.

I'll try the Japan Four trick next time
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
10 May 2008 5:48pm
South Lambeth Council solved the homeless v businessman problem under Waterloo Bridge (cardboard city) beautifully about 15 years ago.
They spent 100,000 pounds on a walkway so the business people didn't have to see where the street people lived.
It was pleasant.
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