Today I surfed the spot wa early morning glassy as and small fish jumping everywhere bout got in the water at 630am had an enjoyable surf and the big old local seal came and hung with us for bout 15 minutes normally he's a grumpy **** but today he was all happy and hanging out with us all day I thought wow I've found enlightenment gods creatures love me . Than I turned on the tv to tonight "school of 50 sharks in feeding frenzy off yanchep about 2k from we're I was surfing I remembered the birds swooping and diving and the seal hanging out and I thought thanks a lot seal he wasn't hanging out he was hiding amongst the splash happy humans .dear seal this is personal and now we have a problem were not friends you and I

elbeau said...

I have met him. Sitting on the main break at The Spot and suddenly about a metre

away a creature arose from the sea. I had no idea he was there till he surfaced.

When he hops on your board take time to have a look around

I have to ask: I have noticed

that you write as if you are on

a typewriter with a hard edge

that you will go over if you do

not hit the carriage return.

Twice.

Now I can't stop noticing.



I have this crazy fantasy that

you print out all the posts you

are going to reply to, walk down

to the little cafe down the

street, typewriter under your

arm. You then ponder your

responses before composing

them on your typewriter.

Then you go home and scan

each response in via OCR.


Hats off to you if this is the case.

Razzonater said...

Today I surfed the spot wa early morning glassy as and small fish jumping everywhere bout got in the water at 630am had an enjoyable surf and the big old local seal came and hung with us for bout 15 minutes normally he's a grumpy **** but today he was all happy and hanging out with us all day I thought wow I've found enlightenment gods creatures love me . Than I turned on the tv to tonight "school of 50 sharks in feeding frenzy off yanchep about 2k from we're I was surfing I remembered the birds swooping and diving and the seal hanging out and I thought thanks a lot seal he wasn't hanging out he was hiding amongst the splash happy humans .dear seal this is personal and now we have a problem were not friends you and I

Realization that maybe you're not the smartest mammal in the ocean?

As for prolific, the only prolific species are:
1.- Ants
2.- Flies
3.- Humans

I know I'm not the smartest mammal in the sea normally that seals grumpy and grunts at ya he nips all the bodyboarders flippers and I always respected him for that but I feel his tactics today were a little underhanded he looked at us like we were old friends brothers if you will all the while knowing that if he lured in the big bag off teeth he could briskly swim away leaving the earthlings flapping around distracting said shark and ensure his own escape very cunning from now on I will call him battle seal he is now my nemisis and he has already proved he is smarter more cunning and quick witted than I I'm sure glad he doesn't like lid riders keeps him away from me

Panda. It just works that way whenever I type something and get near the the edge of

the box it drops down into the next row. Can you adjust the length of

sentences and if so how is it done? Obviously I can

shorten the length if I choose but

it doesn't make a lot of

sense to do

so.

TwoTone said...

LOL @ Panda, I had vivid visions of a Hunter s Thomsonesque type, sipping double shot Irish coffees.

And Razzonator, its not he pack you have to worry about, its the individual Rogue-Male Tiger or Great White, you were safe as houses.

Beware also, the slightly more colourful rouge shark!