Went and saw a Psychiatrist recently for a psychiatric assessment, wasn't feeling too well in the head as some of you may have noticed and he was f#cken useless

He Asked me all these questions, used these long words..........and I didn't understand WTF he was talking about

When I asked him what he thought, he says something like "your probosis is not good".......Probosis what the ****s that Nodded me head, pretending I understood Sucked him in looked it up in the dictionary and the word is "Proboscis" and means a nose, For F#cks sake, I would have gone and seen an Eye Nose and Throat Speacialist if I wanted an assessment of me ****** nose.

Useless ****er
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Hardina (Exchange Student staying at Hardie's place)

Jeez

It's a bugger when you argue with yourself

and lose

Alby


Plan for tomorrow.
Live for today

My dear poor relative,

Your empathy and understanding moved me, as the tears were flowing I finaly felt that I was not alone, and that my existential isolation could be ameliorated by reaching out to others with sharing my tales of woe

The ENT speacialist checked my nose and other than being a bit crooked he said it was OK. He did make a funny comment, I don't think his command of the English language was very good, he was from Liverpool Anyway he said to me "Are you sure he didn't say Your Prognosis is not very good?" F#ck me dead how did he ever even get to medical school, when he can't even tork proply, I at least completed Yr8 and I can at leest tork proply, better than that ****er

Hardina (Exchange Student staying at Hardie's place)

Dear Poor relative, or my dear rich brother,

Since you know so much about pills an stuff, Some advice please

What about these long stubby white coloured one's that the Dr told me to put up my back passage, which have been lying on the rear hallway floor for about 6 months, and for the amount of good they've done me I may as well as stuck them up my F#cken A#rse

An oldie but goodie

Hardina (Exchange Student staying at Hardie's place)

we need to be a bit careful talking to hardie, his misinterpreting like mad,
Said g'day to him the other day, and he replied with "why are the camera's watching me" "why are the police after me" "what have you been saying"
He's also believes he has a sexual relationship with an alien
He believes that all of his deep dark secrets are on the internet, but thats probably an over valued idea rather than delusional.
Haride also elluded to the fact that a satelite is monitoring him in the toilet and broadcasting this over CNN.
No amount of reassurance is helping, gotta go for a needle i think..