Vasectomies should be avoided at all costs. No matter how much you hate frangers, the inconvenience pales into significance when compared to the pain of having needles, scalpels and other metal objects being randomly jabbed into your scrotum. On the plus side I now have 2 very large, black testicles!

There is nothing better than having 2 avocado's swinging around for a couple of days. It will get better with time, and it's well worth it.
Maybe head down to the beach for some tea bagging to help the swelling go down.

haaahaaaa....... i got done a couple of years ago under full lala land general. no swelling, very little pain and back to work (plumber) in 3 days. gotta get it done by a specialist mate. no dramas.

No disrespect Salty but it sounds like Zed actually got a plumber to do his.

just wait until you need to replace the washers...

Zed said...

Vasectomies should be avoided at all costs. No matter how much you hate frangers, the inconvenience pales into significance when compared to the pain of having needles, scalpels and other metal objects being randomly jabbed into your scrotum. On the plus side I now have 2 very large, black testicles!

i've always had 2 very large black testicles only differance is my babies
arm holding an apple between them

Mackerel said...

Is it really that bad? Damn I was considering doing it soon...

It's not always that bad.

I got it done under a local in the doctors rooms. Done on Friday midday, back in the saddle (or, more to the point, back on the girl friend ) by Saturday night, back at work Monday morning. Expect the family jewels to be black & swollen for a little while though

The worse side effect was some time later I met this really hot girl (14yrs younger than me) who was 'keen as', but only if there was a chance of having kids as part of the deal
Oh, well, thems the brakes. (and no, I did not lie to her)

If you are sure you don't want any (more) kids, it can be a simple solution. Just consider if circumstances change would you change your mind?
A question only you can answer...

Hope its not too bad, thinking of having it done my self next year. Already have 2 kids and not really wanting anymore. A mate of mine had it done a year ago and advises me all is ok not to much pain or trauma!!!

Went to book in today, the earliest i could get in was march 2012.

My wife wants to do it herself, as i cut the umbilical cord to our last child. She thinks that is fair. I think she is nuts

KR

Keep thee ice on them, in the bruises wont happen, so i have been told by my mates

Got a bargain, both dogs and myself done at same time !!!

i'm lucky,no need to get mine done,can find no takers.

Use it as an excuse to drink yourself numb.
In my case it was the only time i could without being nagged, until I divorced

elmo said...



Rumpy pumpy is all for fun now mind you, it's hard to be taken seriously the way I do it anyway

You would have take the hand out of your bum to do it properly

Just on a side note . If you are going to get it done take a car don't ride your pushy

Got home from having mine done , woke up feeling something oozing down my leg , got up and theirs blood everywhere.Had to go down to after hours with my wife,s pad on my balls , explain to the young attractive student doc whats up , very embarrasing.

Had it done years ago. I was self employed in them days so back to work the next day. You walk like a cowboy for a couple of days but no effects after that.

Other than that, worst bit is what elmo said - handing in the specimen jars.