petermac33 said..
Got a rent inspection yesterday and no pets allowed.
Gee Pweet, if that's you living under the next freeway overpass north of mine, which we moved into on your advice of selling everything and buying silver some years ago, you should know that you can't keep pets while living under an overpass. They run out onto the freeway and can be seriously hurt. I'm surprised you didn't know that.
And what's all this talk about inspections? The only inspections I've had are the MRD engineers who sometimes do maintenance inspections on the overpass and they never bother me at all.
Sometimes they even let me lick out their empty lunch boxes,. while I sit here waiting for the silver price to rocket up.
You can move down and share mine if you get thrown out of yours, but you will have to promise me not to talk about conspiracies and chemtrails.
How much longer do you think it will be before I can cash in my silver? I'm getting a bit tired of waiting and winter's setting in,... again. And all I've got to keep warm is an old BIC cigarette lighter which some bogan threw out the window as they roared past. And it's still quarter full! How lucky is that?

(only joking.

Sorry to hear your poor little moggy has taken a hit. I know how stressful that sort of stuff can be.
They do have nine lives though and heal up pretty well.)