Sorry all but this morning on the way to work I reckoned I came across the ultimate peanut.
Cruising along at 80 k's with all the other traffic this tool decides to pull into the traffic from a servo. He couldve waited 10 seconds as there was no traffic behind me in my lane.
OK, so he pulls out and just crawls along. I thought the right thing to do was give it a bit so you dont slow the traffic down. He just tools along at 15 k's causing me to break heavily. I flash my hi-beams at him and he goes ballistic, the finger, multiple hand gestures, head wobbles the whole bit. I thought this guys a psycho so I pulled into the nest lane and went past him. I know it was naughty but as I went past I looked sideways and he is going purple in the face so I blew him a kiss. Bloody hell, I thought he was gonna have a heart attack.
He couldnt keep up so I forgot about it. About 5 k's down the road he is still trying to catch up with me so I put my blinker on and turn into a side street waving for him to follow me. The hero slowed down but when I got out he took off. I bet he has a stressful day, probably take him until lunch time to calm down.
Does anyone else get this crap or this just a n example of living in a big city??

Yeah, I come across peanuts all the time, but don't think I've had one that bad, probably they've driven as badly but not reacted as badly.

We all make mistakes at times, the thing to do is to apologise for them, not get aggressive!

Once when I was younger drving my car I brake tested a biker on the motorway in the UK. Silly, but there you go.
He was jammed up my ass and getting on my nerves. I might have given him the finger. He spent the next half hour chasing me down the freeway trying to kick my door in with his hobnail boots. It was like Terminator 2. He wouldn't stop.
No way was I going to stop and show him how hopeless I am at fighting.
I managed to make him dizzy by pulling off the motorway and driving round and round a roundabout for about 20 minutes. He got fed up ( or got low on petrol) and rode off.

My car has an inbuilt peanut attracting unit. I feel for you ka43, that sort of thing happens to me all time, you see them ahead and you just know they are going to pull in and do 40Kms per hour despite the fact that there is no traffic behind you.

The other one I hate is when these geriatrics get in the right hand lane and won't move.

Dont get me started on people who might want to make a right hand turm in the next 10 k's or so so they sit in the right hand lane despite the giant signs saying "Keep left unless overtaking"
Mikey, I never thought of him choking, he must be able to hold his breath for a long time
While we are on the subject, why do truck drivers have this urge to sit 20 cms from your tailgate????
Bumper to bumper traffic, normal speeds etc. Is it a pre-requisite for a truck license??

I am that peanut

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Originally posted by Dawn Patrol

All you peanuts had better be craeful, cause i eat peanuts for breakfast!

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But do you swallow??

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Originally posted by MintoxGT

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Originally posted by elmo

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Originally posted by Dawn Patrol

All you peanuts had better be craeful, cause i eat peanuts for breakfast!

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But do you swallow??

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Mmmm I like peanuts Yummo!

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My genitalia

2 peanuts and a cashew

Now lets see if you can get that image out of your head

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Originally posted by Mark _australia

So fully shaved then 'mo???

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Nah

Au Natural (but Greying)

Just size

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Originally posted by Mark _australia

It was a joke in no need of reply. Thanks I just choked on my Bundy.

YUK too much detail

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Next time you eat a cashew you'll be thinking of me[}:)][}:)][}:)]

Munch, munch munch munch

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Originally posted by ka43

Sorry all but this morning on the way to work I reckoned I came across the ultimate peanut.
Cruising along at 80 k's with all the other traffic this tool decides to pull into the traffic from a servo. He couldve waited 10 seconds as there was no traffic behind me in my lane.
OK, so he pulls out and just crawls along. I thought the right thing to do was give it a bit so you dont slow the traffic down. He just tools along at 15 k's causing me to break heavily. I flash my hi-beams at him and he goes ballistic, the finger, multiple hand gestures, head wobbles the whole bit. I thought this guys a psycho so I pulled into the nest lane and went past him. I know it was naughty but as I went past I looked sideways and he is going purple in the face so I blew him a kiss. Bloody hell, I thought he was gonna have a heart attack.
He couldnt keep up so I forgot about it. About 5 k's down the road he is still trying to catch up with me so I put my blinker on and turn into a side street waving for him to follow me. The hero slowed down but when I got out he took off. I bet he has a stressful day, probably take him until lunch time to calm down.
Does anyone else get this crap or this just a n example of living in a big city??

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I wouldn't advise doing what you did bud, I counsel guys that have been up for GBH and one even for murder for road rage, pick the wrong guy and could be the last thing you do........ Best to ignore, anything that leads to escalation can get scary!!!!!!

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Originally posted by ka43

You know what Hard's, your right.
I shall turn the other cheek, although this brings up Elmo's horrible mental images of cashews.

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My first instinct is to wanna fight, then my frontal lobes kick in and I get wise, and leave it, just know what can happen. Just recently Without going into details, a serious road rager met his match having a go at someone for not indicating, and the guy went mental, ramming his car, and proceededing to run him off the road and caused $15,000.00 worth of damage to his car, and he was so scared from being rammed repetitively, that he didn't get the number plate, and no witnesses wanted to get involved. This guy had been road raging others all his life, and just met someone madder and badder than he was!!!!!

Well it's obviousily illegal for people to go over the limit but i'm prity sure if you go 10km/h or more under the speed limit, you can get pulled over for holding up traffic or something.

Bubs

I do reckon you would have to be prity unlucky to be pulled over and the cop would have to be in the worst mood. However when my brother did his final exam to get his P's if he went 10km/h under, even on like a backroad with no cars it counted as breaking the law which means you cant get your P's if you break even one minor law.

Another silly one is at the very end when you park, one of my brothers mates forgot to indicate when he pulled into the park and could have failed, but the guy let him off with a late indication. They pick you up on such minor details it would be so annoying.

Bubs

i like your thinking DP