Big bloke with no kneck runs into a brick wall..
Repeat 3 more times then try to actually do something with the ball..
Give ball to other team and repeat process (unless lucky enough to go for some butt sniffing and ear removal in a scrum).
Fail to see the entertainment value there.

Hey Pat - I actually played full contact thugby (ahem.. as a 6 yr old) in Sydders and got a toof knocked out! Ha ha - in another of the great sporting moments of my life (hardly) I played an arvo of beer-swilling-touch thugby in Qld last year and my old hammys pulled up so sore the next day I was struggling to get a decent action happening at lawn bowls at the RSL! Really.

Diver - 10 points for perseverance.. 0 points for progress (kinda like that ever underperforming rabble down at Freo oval).

Yep the Eagles suck this year for sure.. ha ha ha ha STILL higher on the ladder than you purple freaks.



Here is their captain for gawd's sake