Thought I'd share with all the lucky offer I personally received. I know I am the only one in Australia to be offered such a windfall but it would be remiss not to share her with my seabreeze comrades. Not quite sure who in my family her girlfriend had problems with but if I find out they screwed my chances of some horizontal folk dancing, well god help 'em. Must be careful though as she is a scorpion - probably comes with a sting in the tail. I'll keep you all up to date with impending nuptials.




Hello!
How are you? I hope that all good for you and you will read my letter with a interest. I the girl from Russia. My name is Evgeniya.
I am from Saint-Petersburg. I have fair hair and brown eyes. My height: 5 ' 2 "
and weight: 115 lbs. I am 27 years old. I have been born 10/29/1980. On star sign Scorpion. I work as the seller in shop home appliances. I'm cheerful woman who like to go for sports and do all what like are usual peoples. I am ready for creation family and want it very much. I cannot find the man in Russia for myself because it very hard in Russia. I want to create family and to live in your country because the government to care about people. I want to live and be sure in the future. In Russia it is not possible to live easy. You understand me?
To you probably it is interesting where I received yours e-mail the address.
I am right? I got your e-mail through internet dating agency.
I gave my letter to agency and they have told that my letter will be send to man in Australia!!!! I want to arrive to your country and I have good chance for this. I need only man who can meet me and probably we can to develop our relations. Some time back I'm with my girlfriend were going to go in your country as tourists for search of men for serious relations. But my girlfriend could not go with me. She had problems with your family.
But very soon I will receive visa and I do not want to lose a chance to arrive in Australia. I will receive visa in 7 days for your country. Now I waiting for reception of my visa. It will be great if you can meet me and we can to have relations with you. I will be very happy if YOU will answer to me. I will be very happy if you will write me and we will have our meeting very soon. And it is possible we a meeting in 7 days because I can arrive to you.
Please tell to me about yourself a little! I have questions for you.
What is your full name? What your age? In what city you live?
I hope that you will answer to me back it is very fast. I send you my photo. I hope that you will love my photo. Send me your photo.
I will wait your answer so much...

Write to me on e-mail: [email protected]

Yours Evgeniya

She's hot sausage Did you notice the ring on her finger.....second thing i noticed

lol hot sausage

sausage said...

Also if someone wants to start off a reply and everyone can add to it that could be a hoot.

Dear Evigenya, you have lucked upon the right man. I have a huge......

Found the photo

... reflect about the great times in the salt mines. I know a bloke called Kremlin, do you....

My name is Mr sausage.I like to....

...arm wrestle. Are you right handed?

stribo said...

My name is Mr Sausage.I like to....

play hide the sausage. Have you played before? I have attached a photo of me (that's my brother DerickStewie in the photo and I'm Cleatus - the one with the watch on. He's not as good looking though) Not only do my brother & I share a huge potato farm, but since you are ready for "creation family" I would be happy to share you with him. I can't wait for your visa to come through and am nearly ................

i love the odd chick in keiv!

sausage said...

Found the photo

Leave me out of this!

sausage said...

Found the photo

Guy on left looks a lot like Grant Hackett...

An American and a Russian walk into a Russian bar.

American: Wow! Look at all the beautiful women!
Russian: Where?