Poley,
I thought you said you'd be serious?

Run 20 kms a week

, You really mean't 20 metres per week.........didn't you

let's see running back to my car because I've left my boom at home again, usually do that 2 to 3 times per week, about 3 metres from the rigging area to car, that's what......about 30-40 metres, should cover it no probs.
What's this no meat stuff, what I'd have to give up my 15 burgers per week, spicy spanish sausages, and chilli hot salami, llet's not go over board here mate

I'LL stick to the long distance running program first, and see how much weight I lose

before I change my diet sheeesh whaday think I am Jenny Craig or sumfin

Hardie (Board Butcher)