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Shooting the breeze.

evlPanda

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evlPanda

NSW, 9207 posts

21 Dec 2008 1:53am

Oh.my.god.

I guess after generation X and generation Y, you get generation YiXes?

I'm talking about this

>>>

<<<

If you have a slow connection for the above you are truly blessed.

My teenage-hood was Dead Kennedy's, Black Flag and then this,
an antidote if you have watched the above link.

When anti-society go so, so bad?

greenleader

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greenleader

QLD, 5283 posts

21 Dec 2008 1:28am

thanx for the freaky link pandasss!

that freaky now link going straight to the pool room to be opened in twenty years.

whoa, yo mus be serchin da deep net to cum wit dat shiz!

mytchook

QLD

561 posts

mytchook

QLD, 561 posts

21 Dec 2008 8:26am

I think "Brokencyde" are a tad confused..... Do they even know what genre their look and music fits into?????? OMG music is just not what it used to be

sausage

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sausage

QLD, 4874 posts

21 Dec 2008 8:46am

Panda,
It's a shame the U.S. army didn't have this song at their disposal 6 years ago for the War on Terror - would have been over in a week if the Army had just played from their Hum Vees - Al Queda would of blown themselves up.

Just in case you didn't read some of the comments attached to this video clip I give you the ones that closely summed up my initial thoughts:

I would rather have a large hairy man strangle me with my own intestines than listen to this IQ-sucking piece of audio torture. I have never wanted to die so much.

Bunch of turd burgling ass clowns. This is the weakest pile of whiteboy dancy retardpop I've had to endure for a while. The music is total garbage but the video is even harder to understand. I hate my friends for sending me a link to this with even the most ironic intentions.

this must be what life is like right before you start making amateur porn

You are terrible. I should elaborate as I'm sure that your minds have deteriorated from listening to the ear-puke that you yourselves have had to, unfortunately, listen to in the process of extruding this "Solid Gold Hit" from the depths of your collective anuses.
You are not good. Nothing you can do in the future can make up for your failures in producing something original and enjoyable. What I have had to hear today can not be ignored.
You are not as bad as in a gang of five-year-olds banging on pots and pans. No. They are just experimenting and having fun. You two duces believe that what you are doing is both credible and fun. Neither of which is true.
Don't believe the people who tell you that they like you. They are lying. They are either lying to you, or they are lying to themselves for reasons that only they can explain. It's possible that these people have even less talent than you and are trying to ride your coattails all the way to meager success. If you are for certain that I am mistaken, and these fans are not lying, then you have a fan-base of retards.
Or maybe they're deaf. You might have a following of older, gay, hard of hearing gentleman that prefer to look at STD free, supple, suburbanite twinks who are into hair products. If this is the case, then I'm sorry to say that you are doomed to failure as I can imagine that this represents a rather narrow demographic. Besides you would be stealing from the last of Madonna's fans and they are quite loyal to the queen.
You may think that I'm not a discerning gentleman for bashing your audience. I apologize to any elderly gay men who don't hear so good. But just you you old deaf, gays know, these guys sound like the noise that should be made when squatting out a porcupine, but they don't have the talent to do so.
Which brings me to an important point. You two baiters are lousy. I would have a better time having a nurse sing to me while she picked the lice from my pubes.
You two make me wish that George Bush had actually started WWIII and we all died, because a society that can call this entertaining should be quickly ended.
You see, that part of yourself that questions if what you are doing is any good when you are creating something, is broken.
It should be like looking in the mirror when trying on a new hat. It should be easy to tell that the hat you are trying on in the store is silly and makes you look like your mother regretted the day you were born, neigh, the day she got too drunk and daddy accidentally got it in the right hole this time.
No that facility in you to recognize self embarrassment in is broken.
So... Good luck in your travels. As I wish you were never born, I can only hope that you listen to your song one more time, causing you both die from aneurysms.

NDH47

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NDH47

NSW, 102 posts

21 Dec 2008 2:42pm

I think that song was about having Tourettes Syndrome. Those crazy kids need help.

theDoctor

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theDoctor

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21 Dec 2008 5:54pm

hey panda... just so you know..one day our paths will cross and i'm gonna kick you fair in the nuts for subjecting me to that... no 'hello', no 'excuse me but aren't you'... just bam... right in the goolies... just so you know

but having said that.... the comments for the video are some of the funniest i've read in a long time and do indeed go someway to restoring my faith in human intelligence

Sailhack

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Sailhack

VIC, 5000 posts

21 Dec 2008 6:49pm

'twas ****e!!!

Sailhack

VIC

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Sailhack

VIC, 5000 posts

21 Dec 2008 6:50pm

Sailhack said...

'twas ****e!!!

(I'll try again....

)

'twas sheeeyyyaiiite!!!

MintoxGT

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MintoxGT

WA, 975 posts

21 Dec 2008 5:42pm

What cr@p!

taterchip

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taterchip

QLD, 211 posts

21 Dec 2008 7:34pm

looks like fluro is coming back in.....YESSS FINALLY!!!!!!!!! i can now get my Catchit shirts back out - Stoked!!

Mark _australia

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Mark _australia

WA, 23684 posts

21 Dec 2008 6:53pm

Looks liek they must have had a similar reaction from many ppl..... "imbedding has been disabled"

NDH47

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NDH47

NSW, 102 posts

21 Dec 2008 9:06pm

Mark _australia said...

Looks liek they must have had a similar reaction from many ppl..... "imbedding has been disabled"

Nah this one: >>>

<<<

MavericK040

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MavericK040

WA, 583 posts

21 Dec 2008 8:57pm

That was a total waste of 3 mins and 52 seconds.

Thank you annoying screaming gay band Brokencyde ,

Thank you for taking that time from me. i will never get that back.

when i am lying on my death bed and the doctor tells me i have 7 minutes to live and i die 3 minutes and 52 seconds early it will be because of you and your terrible terrible monstrosity that you call a song.

I still consider myself a youth being only 20 and there are some bad songs out there, but i can tolerate them, that pile of tripe however is completely intolerable.
for a while there i thought it was some sad joke but as it turns out it isnt...

What has this world become

sausage

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sausage

QLD, 4874 posts

21 Dec 2008 10:27pm

Come on, there must be some kiters out there that like it.

[Flame suit on]

windsurfer44

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windsurfer44

WA, 243 posts

21 Dec 2008 9:38pm

i've still got the confused, disgusted look on my face from watching it yesterday. Everyone looked at me whilst i was walking in town

mkseven

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mkseven

QLD, 2315 posts

22 Dec 2008 10:20pm

How the hell did any of you sit through the whole song, I have no words to explain how sh** that was

elizabethb

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elizabethb

QLD, 2081 posts

22 Dec 2008 10:22pm

mkseven said...

How the hell did any of you sit through the whole song, I have no words to explain how sh** that was

yeh I reached about 30 seconds and couldn't stand it any longer!

Mark _australia

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Mark _australia

WA, 23684 posts

22 Dec 2008 11:03pm

I thought you young people liked that music

I've yet to watch it (slowband) can't wait

cRAZY Canuk

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cRAZY Canuk

NSW, 2528 posts

23 Dec 2008 11:05am

Wow, that was bad!

evlPanda

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evlPanda

NSW, 9207 posts

23 Dec 2008 2:05pm

I've found the lyrics:

Lyrics to FreaXXX :
I walk into the club looking kind of sexy now.
I see these shorties in the corner, they started making out.
They pull their panties down, they take their pants off.
Then they started getting freaky on the dance floor.
Shake it mommy give it to me like you need some love.
I got some bottles in the caddy that we can open up.
Let's get drunk tonight, baby we don't have to ****.
And bring your friend along, maybe we can have some fun.

Let's get freaky now, let's get ****ing freaky now. [x4]
I got these bitches all tipsy trying to sex me.
I know they want it, alcoholics are some sex freaks.
This ex and chronic gots me wanting to get messy.
So let's get messy girls, come on let's go get messy girls.
Come on bitch, you know you want this.
That hardcore **** will make you feel the toxic.
Versace, Rolex watches.
Bently coups with the 20's droppin.
Convertible top, and the wheels spin.
I can taste that ice when my grill is in.
If you want me baby feel me in.
'cause I don't waste my time with lesbians.

Let's get freaky now, let's get ****ing freaky now. [x4]
Liar! [x8]
Oh baby why did you have to lie to me.
I can't play no more games.
These thoughts are slowly controlling me.
You're turning off the flame.
So go baby go baby.
You don't want me.
So go baby go baby.
Come and get me.
So go baby go baby.
You don't want me.
So go baby go!
Come and get me.
Let's get freaky now, let's get ****ing freaky now. [x4]

evlPanda

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9207 posts

evlPanda

NSW, 9207 posts

23 Dec 2008 2:08pm

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Ellobuddha

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625 posts

Ellobuddha

NSW, 625 posts

23 Dec 2008 3:26pm

I cant see my keyboard to see what im writing from the fresh vomit I projectiled onto it. Remind me to listen to that song next time I eat something dodgy that would be better up and out - instant regurgitation

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

evlPanda

NSW, 9207 posts

23 Dec 2008 3:45pm

This thread made me go back and listen to all my Nirvana albums again (got In Utero on now). It might have been 10+ years since I last listened to them. Man, it's like discovering them all over again! I forgot just how good they were.

cwamit

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cwamit

WA, 1194 posts

23 Dec 2008 1:47pm

seemed ok to me, might add it to my next kitesurfing video

kitecrazzzy

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kitecrazzzy

WA, 2184 posts

23 Dec 2008 2:13pm

wouldn't choose to listen to it but it is better than half the new **** that gets made, stick to aussie hip hop if you don't want to avoid self-righteous ****. (songs that are not about bitches and bling or how pimping some random wannabe gangster is.)

CJW

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CJW

NSW, 1731 posts

24 Dec 2008 12:04pm

What the duce!

Brokencycle forfeit life.

That is all.

Gestalt

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Gestalt

QLD, 14968 posts

23 Jan 2009 1:11pm

sausage

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sausage

QLD, 4874 posts

23 Jan 2009 1:54pm

Gestalt,

Thanks for updating me on Ian Thorpe's latest venture. From advertising pearl necklaces to Rap star.

Gestalt

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Gestalt

QLD, 14968 posts

23 Jan 2009 3:43pm

bloody hell it does look like thorpie

FilthyAmatuer

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FilthyAmatuer

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23 Jan 2009 8:16pm

The guys that do that Jizz in my pants clip are fkn funny - please dont group them with the retards that did that freaxxxx bull**. The did a who series of comedy stuff, and it has a few semi-famous people in them - like blonde doctor from scrubs (search for the boo)

Oh and I am not sure if this is true... but apparently the mop dude is Justin Timberlake and the chick at the start of the film clip is hottie from Las Vegas

sausage

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sausage

QLD, 4874 posts

23 Jan 2009 10:23pm

Filthy,
And to think I would have thought that "Jizz in my Pants" song was legit for the rest of my life. Thanks for clarifying that it was really funny and only a comedic p1ss take.

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