do all of the above and wait by the pie warmer next sun same time and repeat the process to see which bastard it was?????????

i would remove the lid of the pie and sprinkle some laxative power into it then lock the toilet door

then just wait to see who ****s his pants there's your thief

if you can't find any laxative stuff, how about grinding up a few very hot chilies

Screw the laxative.
I would go straight for the mercury, then just look for a dead body, and THERE's your culprit.

Just put two pies in next time

start eating spinach pasties or something that noone else wants, then at least its always there.

make the pie warmer "your own". I once worked on large site with multiple hot water urns along a wall in the smoko room. Tad Pajowski a pipe welder made one of these urns his own by immersing a large polish sausage into the steaming water at 6 am, every day, suspended by a welding rod. He would nip down just before the masses arrived for smoko and hook it out, as all the others were turning up and sitting down, inventing new torments for the apprentices smoko boys. Tad would sit there and slowly tuck into that sausage with a bottle of mustard and some bread.
No one new why but NO one made coffe or tea from "tads" urn, because it tastes weird. But no one ever twigged it, untill a BLF (CFMEU) bloke caught him out one mornig and tried to pull a 24 hour for demarcation. However Tad explained he wasn't filling the urn, (why would he?) he was just installing his daily sausage.

Especially if it's got some nice feta in it as well!

four and twenty party pies are only $5.80 for eighteen of the suckers!
share the love, brother greenpat.

My Fav pies are firstly the shepherds pie from Lancelin bakery, then a close second is the steak and mushroom from Dunsborough bakery, third is probably Mrs Macs, any filling.
I love pies, pies and Guinness, a meal fit for royalty

Ahhh Steak and Guinness Pie.

Alcohol and fat brought together in sweet perfection.

If ever proof was needed that there is was a god.

Pies should have their own section on this forum.
And different sub-sections underneath that..

And there should be a special section for pictures of pies in various states of undress..

GreenPat, have you contacted the POLICE about your stolen pie. I'm sure they wouldn't take kindly to PIE STEALERS in JAIL!!!

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ahhh Steak and Guinness Pie.

Alcohol and fat brought together in sweet perfection.

If ever proof was needed that there is was a god.

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My tastebuds orgasm with delight and my body convulses at the imagined aroma

O yeh, have'nt tried the butcher next door to Choiceys but must give em a go. That place is always busy and is heaps closer than Lano to get a QUALITY pie fix.

Its true, it used to be too far to go to Spearwood for my kiting gear, but now Im thinking about the next time I can get down there,...for a pie,
all of a sudden I realize whats happend to me