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Ugly
Ugly
WA
209 posts
WA, 209 posts
16 Jan 2015 7:26am
While kiting yesterday arvo i was coming in to jibe in the shore brake not more than 3 meters from the beach. as i went into the jibe a seal the size of my surf board appeared right in the line off the turn.
i ended up over the top of him as i stalled the board as to not hit it and he came out from under the board out of the water about 2 feet teeth raised an all. he took of one direction and i swooped the kite down wind and got the hell out of there laughing all the way and i think out of fright.
came in about hour late and the **** stain had washed of.


Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
VIC, 5000 posts
16 Jan 2015 11:59am
A few years back I windsurfed past half a seal...blood trail and all! It didn't stop me from sailing that day, although I was much more focused on nailing my jibes!
shoodbegood
shoodbegood
VIC
873 posts
VIC, 873 posts
16 Jan 2015 11:03pm
Ugly said..
While kiting yesterday arvo i was coming in to jibe in the shore brake not more than 3 meters from the beach. as i went into the jibe a seal the size of my surf board appeared right in the line off the turn.
i ended up over the top of him as i stalled the board as to not hit it and he came out from under the board out of the water about 2 feet teeth raised an all. he took of one direction and i swooped the kite down wind and got the hell out of there laughing all the way and i think out of fright.
came in about hour late and the **** stain had washed of.




Great experience !
One question for the kiters and sailors, do you jibe a kite ?
Me thinks not
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23695 posts
WA, 23695 posts
16 Jan 2015 8:45pm
Question also is when did it cease to become "gybe"


Meg1122
Meg1122
QLD
285 posts
QLD, 285 posts
16 Jan 2015 11:11pm
Mark _australia said..
Question also is when did it cease to become "gybe"




Jibe - U.S., Gybe - British (or English if you prefer), guess we're becoming more and more Americanised or should I say Americanized? I don't think many people eat biscuits anymore either, even Subway sells cookies .

mkseven
mkseven
QLD
2315 posts
QLD, 2315 posts
17 Jan 2015 8:30am
Sailhack said...
A few years back I windsurfed past half a seal...blood trail and all! It didn't stop me from sailing that day, although I was much more focused on nailing my jibes!


Well if it had only just eaten it wasnt going to be hungry.

Makes you wonder though why eat just half. As a kid I found a turtle at one of the spots we windsurf now. Turtle was big but 1/3 of it was gone in one bite, the size of bite where you go I could be eaten whole. But then why just take one bite. Oh there is a bowl of icecream i'll just have one spoon of it.
Smithy
Smithy
VIC
859 posts
VIC, 859 posts
17 Jan 2015 10:06am
While kiting some years back in light winds I noticed something about 15m upwind yellowish in colour slumped in the water, looked like a human body face down, flesh discoloured from water and decay. It was about 500m offshore.

With heart in mouth I struggled to get back upwind in light conditions contemplating dragging a dead body to shore. After 10 minutes of short tacking I managed to get close enough to see it was just the foam out of an old car seat, I have never been so relieved...
RPM
RPM
WA
1549 posts
RPM RPM
WA, 1549 posts
17 Jan 2015 4:42pm
shoodbegood said...
Ugly said..
While kiting yesterday arvo i was coming in to jibe in the shore brake not more than 3 meters from the beach. as i went into the jibe a seal the size of my surf board appeared right in the line off the turn.
i ended up over the top of him as i stalled the board as to not hit it and he came out from under the board out of the water about 2 feet teeth raised an all. he took of one direction and i swooped the kite down wind and got the hell out of there laughing all the way and i think out of fright.
came in about hour late and the **** stain had washed of.




Great experience !
One question for the kiters and sailors, do you jibe a kite ?
Me thinks not


Correct however old windsurfers call it sailing and gybing so let them have their glory.
landyacht
landyacht
WA
5921 posts
WA, 5921 posts
18 Jan 2015 4:00pm
had a seal experience on the windward side of garden island in the late 70's.
mate and I sailing a flying ant with open stern . baot suddenly tilted aft and a freakin seal slid up onto the deck .
scared the bejesus out of us all . seal shot straight off the bow.
later that day coming home a dolphin came up under the boat and almost capsized us . i reckon he'd been tlking to the seal and decided to continue the days fun.
i do wonder now if the seal was trying to get away from a shark, even though they were almost extinct back then
Scoob
Scoob
WA
88 posts
WA, 88 posts
18 Jan 2015 4:34pm
On the Swan one morning, racing a yacht, saw a body floating in water. The body was not far from the spit near Majestic.

Sailed approximately a kilometre, to investigate. Chat went quiet and mood turned somber as we contemplated how to handle what lay ahead.

Got to the body, only to find a half inflated 'sex' doll.

Great relief all round..... but not of a kind intended by the doll.
mick14
mick14
SA
343 posts
SA, 343 posts
18 Jan 2015 8:42pm
I've seen footage of a kiteboarder both tacking and jibing on a foil board. Its a fine line between a jibe and a backroll-transition.
jn1
jn1
SA
2766 posts
jn1 jn1
SA, 2766 posts
18 Jan 2015 9:47pm
The gybes the kiters do at North Haven on surf boards look pretty legit to me

Funny story Scoob

nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
WA, 6277 posts
19 Jan 2015 12:14am
shoodbegood said..

Great experience !
One question for the kiters and sailors, do you jibe a kite ?
Me thinks not


The kite's easy, but gybing the board is fricken hard! (directional)

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