The Vegemite APP

> 10 years ago
Reply
Register to post, see what you've read, and subscribe to topics.
Reflex Films
Reflex Films
WA
1462 posts
WA, 1462 posts
9 Feb 2012 1:08pm


Its amazing how many people dont know how to put vegemite on their toast - so i thought i'd rectify the issue.



there you go - i fixed it!
SomeOtherGuy
SomeOtherGuy
NSW
807 posts
NSW, 807 posts
9 Feb 2012 4:33pm
Good job. Should be an essential lesson that has to be learned by all newcomers to Australia.

Which I had a bit of toast around about now, dammit.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
9 Feb 2012 1:36pm
You still have too much vegemite. A dob about half the size of a marble (max) per piece of toast I reckon. Actually, not even that. My old man lays it on like your first example and I dunno how he eats it.



But still thumbs up for the cinematography, I got a little emotional and Aussie pride
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4105 posts
QLD, 4105 posts
9 Feb 2012 4:06pm
Mate, you might want to check on your toast, it looks like it starts burning at 2:13.
dusta
dusta
WA
2940 posts
WA, 2940 posts
9 Feb 2012 2:47pm
Everyone has their own opinion . For my taste you don't put nearly enough butter nor vegemite on your toast but that's my opinion . So while you think everyone does it wrong and your way is the "Australian" way , lets agree to disagree .
DUDE
DUDE
NSW
1132 posts
NSW, 1132 posts
9 Feb 2012 6:04pm
When using Vegemite on toast it's not how much goes on the toast that counts.

What really matters is that when done with the toast,you MUST attempt to get as much Vegemite as you can mixed back into butter tub.
Flaker
Flaker
NSW
122 posts
NSW, 122 posts
9 Feb 2012 6:09pm
Quantity of vegemite, in the video was perfect.
I let the toast go almost cold.
This enables the butter to stay firm and not melt.
Toast also has better ccccrunchhhh!
All other toast toppings are spread while hot.

I'm gonna make some right now!
Scotty88
Scotty88
4214 posts
4214 posts
9 Feb 2012 5:02pm
Fark that bloke. Where does he get off thinking he is the ants pants of knowing how to spread vege on toast ? I'm a 'hacker' and proud of it - and it's tasted good for 40 years.
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
9 Feb 2012 10:31pm

I phucking hate people telling me what to do...

if someone came upto me and told me I was putting vegemite on wrong I'd sit them on their arse
jp747
jp747
1553 posts
1553 posts
9 Feb 2012 7:42pm
by coincidence an Aussie acquaintance showed me this Vegemite and he says it's really awful for a lot of you guys in general and wanted to give it to a couple of friends and offered me some. After tasting it I kept on asking till the crackers were gone..damn thing tastes good..I like salty stuff and ate a lot till I finished the jar with wifey putting them on bananas and crackers as well
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
9 Feb 2012 7:43pm
Geez people I really think it is an exercise in bl00dy good camera work and humour.....

And as we know the ONLY way to eat it is in a sandwich with Twisties.
Aussiex
Aussiex
QLD
261 posts
QLD, 261 posts
9 Feb 2012 9:47pm
ewwww!!!!!!!!!!!!
SandS
SandS
VIC
5904 posts
VIC, 5904 posts
9 Feb 2012 11:03pm
No way , shoot it again .

This time , let the toast go cold...... Plaster the real butter on , and then apply a skim of veg over the thick butter !!!!!!!
slainte
slainte
QLD
2246 posts
QLD, 2246 posts
9 Feb 2012 10:07pm
Toast, butter,vegemite,cheese and cooked bacon......yuuuumy Try it , you,ll be surprised
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14965 posts
QLD, 14965 posts
9 Feb 2012 10:09pm
SandS said...

No way , shoot it again .

This time , let the toast go cold...... Plaster the real butter on , and then apply a skim of veg over the thick butter !!!!!!!


yep, that's my preferred method. although i apply more than a skim of veg.

if i'm feeling a little risqué i'll give it 1 fingers of avocado!
dirtyharry
dirtyharry
WA
444 posts
WA, 444 posts
9 Feb 2012 9:11pm
Definitely gotta let toast go cold first.
sn
sn
WA
2775 posts
sn sn
WA, 2775 posts
9 Feb 2012 11:15pm
why would I need to know how to put vegemite on my toast?

thats what wives are for

smicko
smicko
WA
2503 posts
WA, 2503 posts
9 Feb 2012 11:37pm
Boool$hit the first one is on the money. MELT the butter!!
Although I have to give him bonus points for the Buttersoft, that stuff rocks.
smicko
smicko
WA
2503 posts
WA, 2503 posts
9 Feb 2012 11:40pm
slainte said...

Toast, butter,vegemite,cheese and cooked bacon......yuuuumy Try it , you,ll be surprised


That actually sounds really damn good, avocado, salt & pepper is a good replacement for the butter too.
myusernam
myusernam
QLD
6158 posts
QLD, 6158 posts
10 Feb 2012 7:28am
Also you failed to mention to use butter instead of margarine!
DavMen
DavMen
NSW
1510 posts
NSW, 1510 posts
10 Feb 2012 9:11am
You forgot to lick the knife!
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
VIC, 5000 posts
10 Feb 2012 9:37am
Why did he only toast one slice??? A 4-slice toaster...should've loaded it up. (Oh the waste!)
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
VIC, 5000 posts
10 Feb 2012 9:43am
While we're on about Kraft & Vegemite...anyone for some iSnack 2.0?!

...and WTF is with 'cheesybite'?! It looks like a skiddy-in-a-jar & tastes just wrong.
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14965 posts
QLD, 14965 posts
10 Feb 2012 9:18am
i'm with you sailhack,

but vegemite flavour chips are AWESOME!
cisco
cisco
QLD
12365 posts
QLD, 12365 posts
10 Feb 2012 9:20am
For a start, you don't put Vegemite on toast. You put it on Vita Wheats with butter or marg and then squeeze the the Vita Wheats together so you get Vegemite and butter worms.

Gorgo
Gorgo
VIC
5124 posts
VIC, 5124 posts
10 Feb 2012 1:45pm
I'd give you a massive fail on your "correct way". You still let the butter melt too much and you still had too much Vegemite. You just repeated the "hack" method with a little less hacking.

I have recently rediscovered the joys of Salada biscuits with vegemite so you can squeeze them and get a sea of Vegemite worms on the top. Yum!

Vitaweets are ok but it removes the skill. It takes true skill to spread butter on Saladas without crushing them.
Captain_Morg
Captain_Morg
TAS
739 posts
TAS, 739 posts
10 Feb 2012 2:04pm
Its funny because that xbox 360 controller that is the same one I have
God bless and goodnight
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
10 Feb 2012 11:09am
Leave a bit on ya fingers for ron
Skid
Skid
QLD
1499 posts
QLD, 1499 posts
10 Feb 2012 1:22pm
Ok trendsetters, if you really want to use vegemite to it's full potential, try this....

- Preheat oven to 180 deg
- Get one raw whole chicken
- Pat it dry with a paper towel
- Smear on a liberal amount of vegemite (it's a chook, not toast, so you can use heaps) (forget trying to keep your hands clean for this, just get into it and clean up later)
- Roast in oven (1.5 hrs for a large chook)

Enjoy
Diver
Diver
WA
554 posts
WA, 554 posts
10 Feb 2012 11:33am
On the chicken theme...

Toast, butter and vegemite then top with a poached egg.

Or soft boiled egg and toast with vegemite as the soldiers.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
10 Feb 2012 11:45am
Skid have you done it an it's nice or are you playing a massive practical joke here?
Please Register, or first...
Topics Subscribe Reply