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The life of a bruise

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Bender
Bender
WA
2236 posts
Bender Bender
WA, 2236 posts
3 Aug 2009 6:54pm
This is the result of a getting dropped in on, on a nice bowly bomb. I was right in pocket and got swallowed as the section shut down. Next was a decent thrashing and then an almighty sharp pain in my right arse cheek. The middle fin on my SUP i think. It cut a 100mm slice in my wettie.

it has been changing colour everyday.
Day 1


Day 2

Day 3




Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23711 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23711 posts
3 Aug 2009 7:23pm
Ewww .... dunno why you got a thumbs down tho' I think you have guts for posting pics of a pimply arse with cellulite on the web
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12887 posts
decrepit decrepit
WA, 12887 posts
3 Aug 2009 7:28pm
I suspect from now on Bender you'll be known as "rainbow bum"

Still on track for tomorrow?????
Bender
Bender
WA
2236 posts
Bender Bender
WA, 2236 posts
3 Aug 2009 7:31pm
decrepit said...

I suspect from now on Bender you'll be known as "rainbow bum"

Still on track for tomorrow?????


yes mate, no action yet
evets
evets
WA
685 posts
evets evets
WA, 685 posts
3 Aug 2009 7:31pm
tooo muuuuucccchhhhh information
big gill
big gill
WA
649 posts
big gill big gill
WA, 649 posts
3 Aug 2009 7:58pm
didnt need to see that!!!!
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
3 Aug 2009 10:27pm
I'd throw that peach out if I was you - it looks rotten and I bet it probably smells rotten too.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23711 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23711 posts
3 Aug 2009 8:38pm
Get rid of the fuzz before you taste it Sausage
NDH47
NDH47
NSW
102 posts
NDH47 NDH47
NSW, 102 posts
3 Aug 2009 11:22pm
Any other websites you visit showing pics of your arse and call yourself Bender?


Maybe best just to describe these incidents. I'm sure we'll get the picture don't have to see it in macro..
gs12
gs12
WA
426 posts
gs12 gs12
WA, 426 posts
3 Aug 2009 9:47pm
I was going to post "this is not a bruise. THIS is a bruise" reply with a picture of my hip and upper leg on day 10 (about 40 x 20 cm and all colors of the rainbow).

Did not find the guts after seeing how many people are offended

mine also comes with fractured vertabrae

Result of a MTB accident, with little bit of luck I'll be on the water just in time for summer

decrepit
decrepit
WA
12887 posts
decrepit decrepit
WA, 12887 posts
3 Aug 2009 10:00pm
gs12 said...

>>>>
Did not find the guts after seeing how many people are offended

>>>>>>



Hope you recover soon!
I'm a bit surprised at how many people are offended, it's only a bum, hopefully we've all got one.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23711 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23711 posts
3 Aug 2009 10:10pm
decrepit said...

I suspect from now on Bender you'll be known as "rainbow bum"



Errr... there are things you should just NOT say.... and I can imagine going out in public and saying "Hi I'm Bender, some people call me rainbow bum" may just be one of those things
Bender
Bender
WA
2236 posts
Bender Bender
WA, 2236 posts
3 Aug 2009 10:15pm
The last thing i wanted to do was offend anyone.

I am sorry if i have. i just thought it was such a good colourful bruise it was worth sharing.
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12887 posts
decrepit decrepit
WA, 12887 posts
3 Aug 2009 10:20pm
Bender said...

The last thing i wanted to do was offend anyone.

I am sorry if i have. i just thought it was such a good colourful bruise it was worth sharing.


Don't worry mate, you can't predict other people's reactions, I don't know what all the fuss is about.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23711 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23711 posts
3 Aug 2009 10:21pm
I don't see any posts from people who reckon they were offended.

The third pic looks like boobs with no nipples. Oh and a big bruise...

GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
GalahOnTheBay GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
4 Aug 2009 12:30am
decrepit said...

I suspect from now on Bender you'll be known as "rainbow bum"


So it is written, so it shall be done!

As for the bruise, all you can say is ouch!

busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
busterwa busterwa
3782 posts
4 Aug 2009 3:12am
Im not offened ..
one of my work colegues went to place a big peice of floorplating on the work bench and got his nuts caught between the bench and the checker (floor plate).. he was off for weeks We call him ballbag now.
Imagine showibng that to the doctor...

Hope your sore ass gets better !!!! pffft!!!lulls
wormy
wormy
QLD
679 posts
wormy wormy
QLD, 679 posts
4 Aug 2009 7:20am
I red thumbed, not because it was offensive, just bloody ugly and the fuzz on pic one put me off my ice cream, dont take a red thumb to heart, all in jest

Also if you post pics off your arse on a mainly male dominated site I would be a bit worried if you got a greenthumbs, maybe we should have a brown thumb for these pics
ginger pom
ginger pom
VIC
1746 posts
ginger pom ginger pom
VIC, 1746 posts
4 Aug 2009 7:50am
Mark _australia said...

I don't see any posts from people who reckon they were offended.

The third pic looks like boobs with no nipples. Oh and a big bruise...




Just as an experiment, you could draw a nipple on it and see if people gave it the thumbs up.
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
grumplestiltskin grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
4 Aug 2009 7:05am
I'm curious as to why your left cheek has that huge dimple in it.

Are you clenching your cheeks trying to hold something in, 20 cents perhaps?
Is it a natural reaction now that you are a boss and the staff are always trying to suck up to you?
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
Sailhack Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
4 Aug 2009 10:51am
I should red thumb ya...my wife prob suspects I'm surfing porn all the times I'm on seabreeze...now she's spotted me checkin out a guy's a$$ on the net!

Now she'll want me to go shopping for shoes with her...
busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
busterwa busterwa
3782 posts
4 Aug 2009 9:07am
Umm i think we`ve found him........







grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
grumplestiltskin grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
4 Aug 2009 9:36am
Benders bruise gets a life of its own


it grows into an infant

becomes a toddler

goes through adolescence

matures into its final ugly form

getfunky
getfunky
WA
4485 posts
getfunky getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
4 Aug 2009 10:46am
Crikey!! No wonder you are named bender!

Hittin the amyl nitrate a bit hard on the weekend mate?


Well that has slanted the whole (no bum pun intended) day in the wrong direction. Might as well throw my sandwiches in the bin, lost my appetite for some reason.




Just to restore a positive image for all...




MintoxGT
MintoxGT
WA
975 posts
MintoxGT MintoxGT
WA, 975 posts
4 Aug 2009 5:00pm
Argh!!!!!!! Burning........My eyes are burning

Not sure why we had to see your entire arse mate? However, nice bruise for sure, I had a similar one, yep same spot from coming a croppa windsurfing, I have no idea what part of the board my arse cheek struck but I had the bruise for months.

Got any boob shots mate ?????

Hahaha
Cassa
Cassa
WA
1305 posts
Cassa Cassa
WA, 1305 posts
4 Aug 2009 5:05pm
Maybe when it heals you could sell it !!
choco
choco
SA
4187 posts
choco choco
SA, 4187 posts
4 Aug 2009 6:38pm
looks like a moon cycle
GypsyDrifter
GypsyDrifter
WA
2371 posts
GypsyDrifter GypsyDrifter
WA, 2371 posts
5 Aug 2009 12:57am
Not offended here
But it does take up ALL of my 23 inch computer screen
an that's a tad scary
Pointman
Pointman
WA
437 posts
Pointman Pointman
WA, 437 posts
6 Aug 2009 5:38pm
MintoxGT said...

Argh!!!!!!! Burning........My eyes are burning

Not sure why we had to see your entire arse mate?


Have to agree with you there Minto!

Dude next time use the 'crop' tool.
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