So I had this in my inbox
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Greetings! I have found your CV in seek.com.au database and consider you are a perfect candidate for an open part time position.
Basic Requirements:
- Work 10-12 hours a week;
- Over 18
- Flexible Schedule
- PC, Internet access
- Work with MS Office documents
- Flexible
- AU Citizenship
For more information, please reply to : [email protected] with your short resume.
Best wishes,
THL Team
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They harvested my address from CV posted on Seek.

So I switched addresses on them and replied. I realised I never get a reply so I should act gullible/dumb.

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Hi, I am desperete for a job. MY CV I am
- Over 18
- Flexible Schedule
- PC, Internet access
- Work with MS Office documents
- Flexible
- AU Citizenship

Plese send mor infromation.
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I must have hit the right note coz they sent back this

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Dear Dave B,

We would like to consider you for the position of administrative assistant/sales support. You'll work at the convenience of your home, part-time.

THL, a luxury goods company, presents the best off-season luxury finds from the most prestigious international designers and collectibles from the rarest collections at irresistible prices.

Candidates for the job should possess excellent organizational skills as well as the ability to efficiently multi-task. Ideal candidates have a strong focus on day-to-day operational excellence, and a personal style that builds trust, and inspires loyalty. The candidate should be motivated, proactive, be able to learn and adapt quickly.

Other duties of the Administrative Assistant/Sales Support include, but are not limited to:

• Incorporating effective priorities for the virtual office function
• Administer day-to-day financial responsibilities for clients
• Reporting online daily
• Preparing brief summary reports, and weekly financial reports

Salary part-time: 1,800AUD/month, plus commission.

In the attachments you will find the agreement with a detailed job description. If you are interested in this trial period, which will last for one month, during which you will receive training, salary, and commission, please see the attached agreement. Upon successful completion of the trial period you will receive a contract to continue working with THL, have an option to change from part-time to full-time or continue working part-time.

Please read carefully the trial period agreement, complete, sign, and
forward back to us either via email or by fax +1-323-843-3874. If you have any questions please email.

Thank You,
Carolyn Sanders

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And it had an attachment with 8 pages of meaningless legalese garbage and space for my personal details inc bank accounts.

Now I know these guys are cheque fraud scammers. They want to pay me $450 per week for 3hrs work from home. Too good to be true? Yes, it is.
They will send fake cheques, get me to wire cash (minus my 5% fee) and then after they get the cash the fake cheque will bounce from the bank and I'll be out however much I wired.

So, I plan on sending back their form tonight. I will use my real phone number as they will call next to make sure I'm gullible. I will make up a bank a/c no and I'm planning to use the street address of police HQ in brisbane as the place to send the fake cheques. I will use 'Dave Chekfoord' as my name. See if the coppers put it together
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Careful careful dave - put a block on their number after they've called ya back mate!

Hmm that puts a twist on it. I'll use my work number instead, then they won't know which Dave they're looking for

here is the contract
https://docs.google.com/leaf?id=1ouYYRx42rOITyiLTwDht1NM_FOWls6ezFsrScdXIJk_22PNtCope3cLnotDK&hl=en

Contract



Phone number is the local Noodle bar, staffed by my sub-continental friends.
English not so good.

I guess that's where it will end, but tbh I can't be assed printing, filling out, scanning so I'll just send this back and see if they email back.

Nice work tiger

I think Rofl or Max Czecfrord sounds more believable

Be wary of a shirtless Rusky ex-prez on your door step tho.[}:)]

Yeah, they found your details from your resume on Seek, how much about you do they already know?

I wouldnt like to pee them off too much. They have a very low value on human life.

kiteboy dave said...
I will use my real phone number as they will call next to make sure I'm gullible.

I wouldn't do that if I were you. Get a voip number of sorts instead, I think there are plenty of companies out there. I recall even skype has option to get a "real number".

This will make it harder for them to trace you down.

Have fun