Would I be able to know accurately, within 5 metres say, whether there are sharks near me while I am desperately trying to water start on a windless day, about 2 Km outside ?
Now, would I be sent into a panic mode if I actually have such information ? Would I soil my teeny weeny red budgie smuggler ? What kind of phone do I need to obtain such "useful/helpful" information while out on the water ? Hands-free ? Voice recognition ? Brain waves ? ESP ? So many questions so few coherent answers !
On the issue of being up to the minute on what is going on. How about the app that allows you to track your pizza order ? I really like that advert with that "bright" young dude lazing across the couch, holding on his iiiiiPhone, and telling his friends that he knows exactly where his pizza is. His female friend (presumably his admiring girlfriend) gave him an approving glance and a smile. "You clever sexy stud you are" !
Would it be easier to just bloody well go and buy that damn pizza himself if he has all that time to check on the pizza boy's progress ? I love this apps thing, really I do
