This is something we should really get on top off, demand strict control or total elimination of this chemical.

Here's some good reasons

it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
it is a major component in acid rain
it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
accidental inhalation can kill you
it contributes to erosion
it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

Ban "dihydrogen monoxide" NOW!

just ordered one of these .this stuff sounds terrible

please tell me you are joking doggie and pierre ....

And to make matters worse..... the Gov have put in plants to make more cos they think there isn't enough of the stuff !!!!!!

And the TAX payers are paying for it

When it condenses in long lines at high altitude it can induce extreme paranoia....

Mark _australia said...

please tell me you are joking doggie and pierre ....

Why, what is it????

I dont do chemicals.....

doggie said...

Mark _australia said...

please tell me you are joking doggie and pierre ....

Why, what is it????

I dont do chemicals.....

Please tell me you are joking #2

Water man.

H20
(di)hydrogen - (mono)oxide

smicko said...

doggie said...

Mark _australia said...

doggie said...

Mark _australia said...

please tell me you are joking doggie and pierre ....

Why, what is it????

I dont do chemicals.....

Please tell me you are joking #2

NO! Im not, bloody tell me

Looks like you haven't been getting enough in your bowl.

Bastards

Im gonna do burnouts in the backbeach carpark next time Im up for that Mark

Oh doggie!! And April Fools Day was over a week ago.

^^^ Love it - especially as they spelled "imperatively" incorrectly whilst trying to sound clever

love this one, stumbled upon it in 'stumbled...' one story goes a 14yr put it together for a science project about 'gullibility of people'...

laughed my co#k off almost as much as when I figured out the 'colour coded tv families'

...by the way what was the bottom right hand one?

d1 said...

Over 1 ^^^: That's a great rewrite of Incy Wincy Spider. Reminded me of another childhood song:

Scintillate, scintillate, globule vivific,
Fain would I fathom thy nature specific,
Loftily poised in the ether capacious,
Strongly resembling a gem carbonaceous!

What kind of childhood did you have??