Ok lets share some tips heres a few to get started


Householders, store yellow crayons, broken pencils, dried up biros and highlighters somewhere handy. I keep mine in a jar by the telephone.

Fool your friends into thinking you use expensive butter by simply using cheap margerine and ripping holes in the bread.

Parents each week count the contents of your cutlery drawer. This way you can quickly identify if any spoons or knives have gone missing that could potentially be used to administer illegal drugs or commit violent crime.

Make your own inexpensive mints by leaving blobs of toothpaste to dry on a window sill. Use striped toothpaste to make humbugs.

Boiled eggs cut in half vertically, and with the yolk removed, make ideal miniature porcelain-style urinals for hamsters and guinea pigs.

Bird flu could be quickly and easily eradicated by adding a few drops of Lemsip or night nurse to birdbaths. Obviously, you would have to put Nightnurse in the birdbaths for owls.

Dog owners. Don't waste money on a lead. Simply walk your dog backwards holding its tail.

Fatties take a tip from smokers and stop your cravings for chips by Sellotaping a crisp to the top of your arm each morning.

PEOPLE whose surname is Toblerone should always take along an empty 'Toblerone' chocolate box when attending interviews for office jobs. This would save your potential employer the expense of having to make a name plaque for your desk, and therefore increase your chances of getting the job.

keep your pc nice and low and within easy reach for your 2yr boy to gain easy access into bios menu .

Youngbull, in case you didnt notice but this is the general forum.
In the general forum we can and i quote " Discuss anything & everything in here!"

Also if you feel so strongly, why read my posts, why reply and why not send me a PM instead?

...and my No. of posts, i guess its cause I've been here almost 4 years, they accumulate....

Golden showers ..... No it might be a general forum but why is shizz an interesting topic or discussion. Hey i like to see every thing on seabreeze but there is a point in which i like to discuss my mind and i am doing so ( sorry i dont believe in IM unless personal ).... This is SEABREEZE as it says the SEA/BREEZE ther is a certain limit to what we should display or yap about, No time wasters or Shizz is not needed thats why i like it. You just rave on about Cra--p...... Keept related to the site..... 4 years is long time dedication, keep it real not Shizzzzzzzzz

tis the season of discontent

He is just jelous of you Reli
I see nothing wrong with the content of this thread and where you have posted this thread
If the Bull doesnt like it then Im sure he can just stay in the kite forum?
Besides I do recall the Bull replying to a thread on movie downloads?
Who cares if hes watched Spiderman 3 ages ago?
This is SEABREEZE?
Has he complained about the thread "Never ending story"?
I gave up on that thread and havent read it since the 16th or so page if I remember correctly because I got bored of it. Maybe there is a lesson for the Bull in that?

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back to the thread....

Empty 2 jars of coffee in to your hot water system, hey presto, instant piping hot brews on tap.

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Theres nothing like a hot coffee shower in the morning

CONVINCE neighbours that you own an old fashioned typewriter by wearing metal thimbles and drumming your fingers on a plastic tray. Every ten seconds ting a wine glass with a pencil and run a butter knife along the teeth of a comb before continuing drumming your fingers.

COMMUTERS....... When you leave your house, sprint the first 200 yards and then revert back to your regular walking speed. This will save you from having to do the run of shame for the bus nearer the stop and look like a fool when you miss it.

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Boiled eggs cut in half vertically, and with the yolk removed, make ideal miniature porcelain-style urinals for hamsters and guinea pigs.

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Originally posted by Windy Miller
Boiled eggs cut in half vertically, and with the yolk removed, make ideal miniature porcelain-style urinals for hamsters and guinea pigs.

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Methinks someone's been using the same email...

Damn it my cover is blown

I love Viz

Original or not Poor Relly that is the best laugh I've had in a long time.

Keep em comin!

I like that X-files fan bit, was just thinking, drink 2 bottles of vodka before entering gay night club, then claim alien abduction ...........with isertion of miniture space ship, resulting in life style change, abandonment of family?

What? you never seen these nerds on TV with their totaly believable claims, well this could have been the cenario!
And on this , Ill start a new threed.

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poor rel why do you bother, your own comments amuse yourself obviously more than others, hey at least your stars are up there ( SO COOL MAN ) this is a forum with water orientainted sports inclined. Put your petty comments to another oblivious site that is not associated with this type of site, thats if you do not wish to add a helpfull/related comment.!!!!!!!!!! SO much BS yet of no value......

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Orientainted?
Is that tainted by the Orient?