evlPanda said...

I'm being posted there in Feb for 6 months+

Can anyone suggest anything regarding living there (apart from suicide)? The accommodation I've found so far looks like... something.

Buying a land board to keep me sane after work. Thankfully I'm back home each weekend.

Yeah! a turf dog.

You could take up hang gliding.

Toowoomba is a seething horde of frustrated windsurfers.
There was a guy name Graham who sailed regularly at Wello once every weekend for four or five years or so. He lived in Toowoomba. There was a girl named Heather who did the same for a season. She was cute too.

ewwww, dude. You have my commiserations.

There used to be a good watersking scene in Toowoomba, until the lakes dried up.
Now they drink their own urine.

evlPanda said...

I'm being posted there in Feb for 6 months+

At least it will be mostly off season

I would probably scratch my eyeballs out, leave em in a jar to put back in on the weekends.
Have fun.

make sure you check out the delights of Oakey, or pitssworth, but make sure you attach an extra finger to fit in, People have been known to dissapear in those towns. Oh and wear camo's so the army boys dont hassle you, oh yeah buy a V8 so the rev heads think your normal, you better play rugby too, just to be sure you keep them all happy, remover all peircings and dont wear anything outlandish, you will attract way to much attention, not from the girls either. But have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


p.s learn to run really really really fast.