So is that due to drinking from plastic bottles or too much fluoride in the water?

Mini nukes blew the boy parts off........

But you would, wouldnt you? [}:)]

theDoctor said...



Margarine

Yeah but if your mates caught you eating it, you'd say "I can't believe it's not butter...."

(with apologies to our female readers)

Just got back from a holiday in Thailand, and came close to shagging a ladyboy. Looked like a woman, spoke like a woman, walked like a woman and kissed like a woman. It was only when she was driving me back to my place and reversed down a long narrow driveway and then in to the garage first time with no problem, I thought something was not right...

GalahOnTheBay said...

(with apologies to our female readers)

Just got back from a holiday in Thailand, and came close to shagging a ladyboy. Looked like a woman, spoke like a woman, walked like a woman and kissed like a woman. It was only when she was driving me back to my place and reversed down a long narrow driveway and then in to the garage first time with no problem, I thought something was not right...

Are you sure you went to Bangkok in Thailand or was it Cockbang in Thighland?

petermac33 said...

Shopped tonight at the supermarket with the three number logo.

Walking down the aisle i noticed they were selling unsweetened tomato juice,my favourite.

Damn, it was in plastic,contaminated with BPA,a synthetic estrogen added to the plastic to make us males bi......thought better of it,bought instead a glass container of mixed fruit juice.

Green thumbs from me pm33, but next time try the tomato juice...


...join the rest of us plastic-container loving, non-foil-hat wearing, chemtrail inhaling, WTC-deluded bi-sexual sheeple - we won't bite (unless of-course you want us to?)

I thought that logo was designed so they'd freeride on Apple's "cool" factor.

GalahOnTheBay said...

(with apologies to our female readers)

Just got back from a holiday in Thailand, and came close to shagging a ladyboy. Looked like a woman, spoke like a woman, walked like a woman and kissed like a woman. It was only when she was driving me back to my place and reversed down a long narrow driveway and then in to the garage first time with no problem, I thought something was not right...

GOTB, I got jackie Chan'd across the temple by a ladyboy in Singas.
A friend and i had just left 4 Floors and he/she came up for some solicitation. We both told it to fk off and that we don't do dudes. Then after we walked off, i heard the sound of heavy set high heels running down the footpath from behind me.
The the next thing in know is i cop a flying karate chop across the ear by a dude in a gold sequenced two piece. hurt like hell.
Cops were walking past and just turned a blind eye so we jumped the fence onto the road and hailed/stopped a cab before we got killed by a hoared of ladyboy whores.
Intense.

as genuine as a tranny's fanny!

petermac33 said...

Shopped tonight at the supermarket with the three number logo.

Walking down the aisle i noticed they were selling unsweetened tomato juice,my favourite.

Damn, it was in plastic,contaminated with BPA,a synthetic estrogen added to the plastic to make us males bi......thought better of it,bought instead a glass container of mixed fruit juice.

Glass is silica.

Silica dust causes severe respiratory problems, worse than asbestos.

(in line with the rest of the poor science quoted by alarmist types)

I can't believe I missed the chance at this the first time round!

Stuthepirate said...

A friend and i had just left 4 Floors and ...

Cue the music...