Since everrryyyone is anonymous on this forum i thought it might be the right platform for good people to shed their their baggage of bad deeds before the windy season starts.

You tell us all the bad things you've done or said and the thumbs up indicator will tell you if you have been forgiven by society or not. Albeit a windsurfing/kitesurfing society.

So who's gonna start off? Bear yourself!!

Ok.me.
I was drunk and at a pub once and told my mate's girlfriend she should stop smoking cos her teeth were yellow.

Addiction,

local kite peddler sold me a kite said "just try it you'll like it, do it just once", bought a kite, mmmmmmm fun, then another, then another, then another, boards, mags, dvds, van!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cant stop

Oh no.... Sail Hack!

accidently farted in a crowded lift.

I locked myself in the storeroom last week at work to buff the wood... opps I mean when I was a grommet

Sailhack said...

Sailhack said...

Pretended to be my father when a young lad rang courting my sister, and scared the crap out of him, cracked my brother up! but we never heard from the lad again.........17yrs later........she's still single, and as far as I know, has never been on a date!!! (sorry sis...)

Cmon guys....I'm 'fessin' up!!! How about a few green thumbs!

I did apologise!

So I suppose it's your own fault that you'll never be an uncle, then.

I think all can be forgiven if you are really sorry. I have noticed a few of you guys don't have any trouble saying sorry. I like that. I think that's a sign of a real man. One who can say sorry. NotWal, Stribo, Surfer 62, Mr Bonk, Sail Hack I lose count... ..... N I'm still thinking.....n anyway I am NOT anonymous. And definitely not perfect. Like everyone else.

No no you can't make me
Maybe this????
Don't laugh, its me.



I was trying out my new gps (which I don't have actually, but I'm working on it)

If you're laughing you're a bad person...

Dear Stribo,....but.....but....you dress in NUN's clothing!!!

lolratf.......aka laugh out loud rolling around the floor

BundyBear said...

Paid for a Hotel room in India with my medicare card
They had the old click clack machine still

hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ROFLROFLROFL
i will remember that on1

I put crushed up diarreah tablets in a girls icecream when we were on holiday in Greece. She was in our gang and getting on my nerves so I put her out of action for two days.

Im with Bundybear. After watching the State of Origin at the old Sydney Footbal stadium me and a bunch of pissed mates hit Chinatown for a feed. Drank Crowny's and had heaps of food. I paid with the Medicare card as a joke but they accepted it and we scarpered. From memory around $240 was the bill. Havent been brave enough to do it again.
Please forgive me!!!!!!

The boss of the law firm I worked for ordered that all shall spend half a day on the reception desk answering the phone, including him. He was rostered for monday morning, so I put an ad in the adult section of the paper on the preceding saturday. It said "Girls for a good time ring Peter G" with our law office phone number. He didnt know of course.
So on mon all these people were ringing up asking what sort of services we offered, and he'd say, "well personal injury, conveyancing" and they'd say stuff like "what about threesomes?".

It lasted all morning, and we told him later. He laughed.

Susie said...

No no you can't make me
Maybe this????
Don't laugh, its me.



I was trying out my new gps (which I don't have actually, but I'm working on it)

If you're laughing you're a bad person...

I'm real bad LOL. I like how the onlooker has his hands casually tucked in his pockets.

MikeyS said...

BundyBear said...

Paid for a Hotel room in India with my medicare card
They had the old click clack machine still

Hah, hah. The joke's actually on you, BundyBear. Have you checked since then to make sure you still have two kidneys and a spleen. They are pretty good at hiding the scars with Indian keyhole surgery.

And you thought you were staying in a hotel. I'll bet you slept surprisingly well that night- anaesthetic though the air-con will do that.

You can usually tell when you wake up in a bathtub full of ice
My liver is stuffed anyway so they wouldn't want that