Oh My Gawwwdddd (American spelling used, sorry)
Gawwddd help those of use who use terrible acids like vinegar on our chips, or lemon juice in deserts etc - they are far stronger than the carbonic and phosphoric acid in Coke - and farrrkk look what Coke can do!!!! Quick quick BAN the hydrochloric acis in our stomachs - it COULD KILL US ALL!!!!!
You wanna be really scared??!! Look at what sodium can do, and chlorine was used to KILL SOLDIERS in WW1 - yet we windsurf and kitesurf in a mix of dihydrogen oxide and SODIUM and CHLORIDE ions every day. And we know IONS are bad as we have all heard of IONIZING ratiation, right!!???
Even worse, the Govt allows this!!
O.M.Gawwdddd

(I so wish this was in Heavy Weather so the usual rabble could see the anology with fluoride, water (chem?) trails, immunisation, micronanothermitenukes, etc etc)