Here's the irony of the every so slightly f&*%ed-up bureaucratic world we live in.
(there's another word which needs new spelling... maybe burocratic, anyway, I digress).
Just washed the car on the front grass. Do it about once every 2 or 3 months (truthfully, probably every 4 to 6

). It got thinking, depending on dam levels, and the mood of the local water boards and councils, they can maybe fine me for washing the car, or maybe using the wrong hose/nozzle, or whatever... and they expect me to automatically know, and care, what I can and can't do.
However, inside my house, they are powerless to fine my wife (and other wives) for taking a 30 minute scolding hot shower, and doing 2+ loads of washing per day, and washing pots in the sink with the water free running at full tilt !!
Plus a neighbor has just gone and repainted their entire house, which is only 3 years old.... I asked them "why are you painting, it looks fine"... "oh, there were a few marks inside, and some bird droppings outside".... asked them, "did you try washing the marks..." .... they say, "oh we just like it all looking nice and new".... .. more money that sense... !!??
But there aren't regulations against using so much nasty paint (yet!). They can repaint after 3 years.... but I'm unsure if I can wash my car a few times per year and avoid a fine....
Oh, the irony....
PS - If I get a fine for washing the car, it's game on !! Guerilla tactics will be full deployed against those involved !

The fine might get paid, but there might also be at least 1 sabotage event which will be "equal to or greater than" the fine !