What Will the Bogans Do?

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ikw777
ikw777
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15 Dec 2013 9:41pm
The last Commodore will be slapped together in 2017. What will bogans, rev-heads, and the rest of the black fingernail brigade do in the future? Will the continue to run commodes for decades or will both Ford and Holden import vehicles that "enthusiasts" will take to there hearts? What will these cars be. Mustangs etc???
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
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WA, 15105 posts
15 Dec 2013 7:56pm
What will we do? Well, we still drive WRXs. Probably a few bogan Lancers running around too

If you think bogans are limited to Commodores and Falcons, think again. My understanding is that they have been driving Hyundai excels for a few decades now.


Oh, I forgot. Skylines also fall into the bogan camp and have for a while.

Who said you need to have a Ford or Holden?
southace
southace
SA
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15 Dec 2013 10:32pm
Grow even more pot and drive there holdens to the ground what other choice do they have?
theDoctor
theDoctor
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15 Dec 2013 11:11pm


bogans don't grow pot

they just waste their money buying it

or take years off their lives and damage their offsprings dna, trying to grow 'killer' hydro and then smoking the chemical cocktail

southace
southace
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15 Dec 2013 11:15pm
theDoctor said..



bogans don't grow pot

they just waste their money buying it

or take years off their lives and damage their offsprings dna, trying to grow 'killer' hydro and then smoking the chemical cocktail



Interesting thoughts!
cisco
cisco
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15 Dec 2013 11:24pm
We have two total bogans next door to us living in her parents rental house.

She, at 27 on blue P plates drives a 96-97 Commodore.

So my 16 yo son comments as we are coming into our driveway "It is typical that they drive a Commodore. They really encapsulate the stereotype."

Near pizzed myself laughing.
fingerbone
fingerbone
NSW
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16 Dec 2013 11:17pm
Ah yes. Bogans. Rat tailed children. Pitt Bulls. Rusted out bombs in the front yard of the houso home they are currently slowly destroying. Ugg boots and pjs in the shopping centre at midday. Cold Chisel and ACDC blaring from the house. VB cans strewn through out the back yard. Tattoos of Sidcrome tools on the for arm. Datto 180B getting restored in driveway.
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
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16 Dec 2013 8:30pm
Shouldn't this thread be in the WA section ?
cisco
cisco
QLD
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17 Dec 2013 2:46am
Carantoc said..

Shouldn't this thread be in the WA section ?


No. They are not restricted to WA. Bogans tend to gather at places where the odds of becoming employed are less than 1%.
jamdfingr
jamdfingr
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17 Dec 2013 8:30am
And they breed.....
evlPanda
evlPanda
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17 Dec 2013 11:10am
jamdfingr said..

And they breed.....



Nothin' else to do.
mr love
mr love
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17 Dec 2013 11:45am
Considering that we will continue building VFs until 2017 and the only Bogans that buy new cars are the "cashed up" variety the bulk of bogans not considering buying a commodore until it is 10 years old, they have plenty of time. No need to panic.
Rex
Rex
WA
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Rex Rex
WA, 949 posts
17 Dec 2013 9:08am
Carantoc said..

Shouldn't this thread be in the WA section ?


Hey! you're not going to get out of it, the bogan flow is from the east after all.
echunda
echunda
VIC
765 posts
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17 Dec 2013 2:52pm
evlPanda said..


jamdfingr said..

And they breed.....




Nothin' else to do.


Except drive Commodore's, and WRX's, and Supra's
FlySurfer
FlySurfer
NSW
4460 posts
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17 Dec 2013 3:09pm
ikw777 said..

The last Commodore will be slapped together in 2017. What will bogans, rev-heads, and the rest of the black fingernail brigade do in the future? Will the continue to run commodes for decades or will both Ford and Holden import vehicles that "enthusiasts" will take to there hearts? What will these cars be. Mustangs etc???


Probably get a Holden tat.

Here's one I made earlier
felixdcat
felixdcat
WA
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17 Dec 2013 1:31pm
Carantoc said..

Shouldn't this thread be in the WA Rockingham section ?


edited for you!

Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
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17 Dec 2013 7:02pm
cisco said..

Carantoc said..

Shouldn't this thread be in the WA section ?


No. They are not restricted to WA. Bogans tend to gather at places where the odds of becoming employed are less than 1%.


So like Elizabeth in SA then?
Gizmo
Gizmo
SA
2865 posts
SA, 2865 posts
17 Dec 2013 7:33pm
Another devastating event to the Northern suburbs of Adelaide.
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dan111984
dan111984
461 posts
461 posts
17 Dec 2013 5:08pm
Any car can be converted into a bogan mobile. slap a "bitch with attitude" sticker on the back and you're good to go.
Main
Main
QLD
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QLD, 2338 posts
18 Dec 2013 6:40am
Looks like you guys have summarized the bogans as tasteless, uneducated, dumb-bums. I wonder who these imbeciles would vote for in a national election ?
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
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18 Dec 2013 5:20am
Main said..

Looks like you guys have summarized the bogans as tasteless, uneducated, dumb-bums. I wonder who these imbeciles would vote for in a national election ?



I don't think anyone did summarise them as such. There's nothing wrong with ACDC, Cold Chisel, and Commodores.

Why do you think there is?
Main
Main
QLD
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18 Dec 2013 9:25pm
sorry - didn't realise all the observations were meant to be complimentary!

and no,yes,yes.
cisco
cisco
QLD
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19 Dec 2013 12:45am
Main said..

Looks like you guys have summarized the bogans as tasteless, uneducated, dumb-bums. I wonder who these imbeciles would vote for in a national election ?


Imbeciles will always vote for whoever is going to give them money for doing nothing.

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