What is the Norm?

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Pitbull
Pitbull
WA
1267 posts
WA, 1267 posts
14 Oct 2012 7:29pm
'Normal' is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to the job that you need so you can pay for the clothes, car, and the house that you leave empty all day so you have a place to put your stuff that you are still paying for.

Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23685 posts
WA, 23685 posts
14 Oct 2012 7:44pm
Yup that's normal - "majority rules".

Buying a flash phone so you can be contactable by people you don't care about when u are at work earning money to pay off the flash phone.

Spending $20K extra on a house, to have a home theatre room to house the home theatre that also cost $20K, cos Mr Jones has one - but the word Dolby means nothing to you and the fact the room is a perfect cube and thus useless for home theatre is totally lost on you

Having a 4WD so the missus feels safe and it can seat your massive fambilly of FOUR

Feeling the need to watch a previously unknown Korean person dance funny (when half of Rockingham or Kenwick also can't dance) on youtube just cos 400mil other people also did. And then you can also do gangnam style. Fkn yay.

FFS, go for a surf.



FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15105 posts
WA, 15105 posts
14 Oct 2012 8:01pm
Mark _australia said...
Yup that's normal - "majority rules".

Buying a flash phone so you can be contactable by people you don't care about when u are at work earning money to pay off the flash phone.

Spending $20K extra on a house, to have a home theatre room to house the home theatre that also cost $20K, cos Mr Jones has one - but the word Dolby means nothing to you and the fact the room is a perfect cube and thus useless for home theatre is totally lost on you

Having a 4WD so the missus feels safe and it can seat your massive fambilly of FOUR

Feeling the need to watch a previously unknown Korean person dance funny (when half of Rockingham or Kenwick also can't dance) on youtube just cos 400mil other people also did. And then you can also do gangnam style. Fkn yay.

FFS, go for a surf.






Thanks for making me look it up and watch it on youtube!

Half of Rockingham can dance?
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
14 Oct 2012 8:31pm
If you were the only sane person in a world where everyone was crazy.

Who would be the freak?
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23685 posts
WA, 23685 posts
14 Oct 2012 8:41pm
elmo said...
If you were the only sane person in a world where everyone was crazy.

Who would be the freak?


If a tree fell in the forest, you'd know.

elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
14 Oct 2012 9:22pm
Mark _australia said...
elmo said...
If you were the only sane person in a world where everyone was crazy.

Who would be the freak?


If a tree fell in the forest, you'd know.




Especially if it landed on you
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23685 posts
WA, 23685 posts
14 Oct 2012 9:25pm
elmo said...
Mark _australia said...
elmo said...
If you were the only sane person in a world where everyone was crazy.

Who would be the freak?


If a tree fell in the forest, you'd know.




Especially if it landed on you



You're very insightful for a puppet.

jsnfok
jsnfok
WA
899 posts
WA, 899 posts
14 Oct 2012 10:05pm
Mark _australia said...
elmo said...
Mark _australia said...
elmo said...
If you were the only sane person in a world where everyone was crazy.

Who would be the freak?


If a tree fell in the forest, you'd know.




Especially if it landed on you



You're very insightful for a puppet.




and red, very red
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
14 Oct 2012 10:39pm
jsnfok said...
Mark _australia said...
elmo said...
Mark _australia said...
elmo said...
If you were the only sane person in a world where everyone was crazy.

Who would be the freak?


If a tree fell in the forest, you'd know.




Especially if it landed on you



You're very insightful for a puppet.




and red, very red


Look at your hand, flex it open and closed a few times

You'd be very red as well
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23685 posts
WA, 23685 posts
14 Oct 2012 10:44pm
elmo said...
jsnfok said...
Mark _australia said...
elmo said...
Mark _australia said...
elmo said...
If you were the only sane person in a world where everyone was crazy.

Who would be the freak?


If a tree fell in the forest, you'd know.




Especially if it landed on you



You're very insightful for a puppet.




and red, very red


Look at your hand, flex it open and closed a few times

You'd be very red as well


You need to relax, take a deep breath, and think of the pupeteer as somebody who cares for you. A lot like the first kite lesson, I'm told.
Probably explains the poppy eyes too huh?

GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4105 posts
QLD, 4105 posts
15 Oct 2012 1:24pm
If I think I'm normal, and everyone else thinks I'm strange, who is right?
Scotty88
Scotty88
4214 posts
4214 posts
15 Oct 2012 11:29am
I blame the ALP - bloody communists
seanhogan
seanhogan
QLD
3424 posts
QLD, 3424 posts
15 Oct 2012 1:30pm
I quite like gangnam style, especially the chick called Hyuna with the hot ass....
whippingboy
whippingboy
WA
1104 posts
WA, 1104 posts
15 Oct 2012 11:41am
Driving a hyundai, watching crap on a Samsung phone.

Gangnam , I thought he was sayin gang bang style
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
15 Oct 2012 3:08pm
Mark _australia said...
Having a 4WD so the missus feels safe and it can seat your massive fambilly of FOUR


Ohhhhhhh it's far, far worse than that. People buy 4WDs so they don't have to bend over when they put the kids in. Fact. Sad, sad fact.

reef1000
reef1000
14 posts
14 posts
15 Oct 2012 12:20pm
Unless your back is screwed. Or your back will get screwed bending over putting kids in cars.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23685 posts
WA, 23685 posts
15 Oct 2012 4:39pm
25% of people will suffer mental illness

Look at your 3 best friends. If they look normal, you're the one.
Pitbull
Pitbull
WA
1267 posts
WA, 1267 posts
15 Oct 2012 5:27pm
Crap! I think I've just crossed all the wrong boxes.
stamp
stamp
QLD
2800 posts
QLD, 2800 posts
15 Oct 2012 8:41pm
i thought this was the norm


pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
WA, 4642 posts
15 Oct 2012 10:56pm
I think it's about six inches. Some a bit more,.. some a bit less but six i,... what? Oh,..sorry,.. I just read the heading and thought,.. well,.. you know.
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
VIC, 5000 posts
16 Oct 2012 11:20am
Normal - windy & good swells through the week but either too busy to get out amongst it, or when there's a chance finding out all your mates are too busy anyways. Weekends filled with 'obligations'.
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