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poor relative
poor relative
WA
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17 Mar 2008 4:24pm
Ok so you play on the internet a bit
You discover a chat room

You meet someone who rocks your world totally absorbs you....they feel the same
You disclose deep intimate secrets about your life over the next three months
You believe they could "be the one"
They feel the same

You eventually meet

When you meet you discover this person is ugly as all sh!t, talks with a pronounced stutter has a horrendous laugh and smells of durex....


What do you do.....

Would you shag them leave them?
Shag them and marry them?
Avoid them at all costs?
getfunky
getfunky
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4485 posts
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17 Mar 2008 4:32pm
poor relative said...

Ok so you play on the internet a bit
You discover a chat room

You meet someone who rocks your world totally absorbs you....they feel the same
You disclose deep intimate secrets about your life over the next three months
You believe they could "be the one"
They feel the same

You eventually meet

When you meet you discover this person is ugly as all sh!t, talks with a pronounced stutter has a horrendous laugh and smells of durex....


What do you do.....

Would you shag them leave them?
Shag them and marry them?
Avoid them at all costs?


Well did she avoid you or what?
stribo
stribo
QLD
1628 posts
QLD, 1628 posts
17 Mar 2008 5:40pm
You speaking from experience reli?
What did you do?????

BTW do you wanna meet for coffee some time?
Tiddlywinks
Tiddlywinks
WA
164 posts
WA, 164 posts
17 Mar 2008 4:45pm
I get the picture. In fact I had a similar experience when organizing an advert with the yellow pages,i had the hottest sounding chick on the phone and arranged to meet...

1 of the most important questions i should have asked is what size jeans do you wear.

Needless to say this beautiful sounding chick was 6 ft 2" and about a size 20.

Never again will i fall for that caper, so my advice avoid them at all costs.

Unless she is rich owns a pub and is anympho.....
poor relative
poor relative
WA
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17 Mar 2008 4:48pm
Stribo

Its not about me.
Its a made up scenario

and to answer your question.....what you doing tomorrow
Pugwash
Pugwash
WA
7733 posts
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17 Mar 2008 4:56pm
poor relative said...

Stribo

Its not about me.
Its a made up scenario

and to answer your question.....what you doing tomorrow


Sure, it's "made up"...

Windy time now...
grandfromage
grandfromage
WA
344 posts
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17 Mar 2008 5:07pm
did stewie have the same opinion about you?
divaldo
divaldo
SA
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SA, 2879 posts
17 Mar 2008 6:39pm
Stewies probably been feeding her!
poor relative
poor relative
WA
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WA, 9106 posts
17 Mar 2008 5:10pm
You blokes just cant take anything seriously can you?
divaldo
divaldo
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17 Mar 2008 6:44pm
No, not when you post up made up internet dating scenarios
stribo
stribo
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17 Mar 2008 6:19pm
poor relative said...

You blokes just cant take anything seriously can you?


www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=36227
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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17 Mar 2008 7:37pm
OK I'll be the first to answer P.R's question in a serious manner.

I would kill her in the hallway of a deserted building, with a pool of blood forming her fingertips.......

..... and never ever again message a chick with and internet name of blondehottie69 as guess what..... she won't be any of the 3.

mytchook
mytchook
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17 Mar 2008 9:02pm
poor relative said...

Ok so you play on the internet a bit
You discover a chat room

You meet someone who rocks your world totally absorbs you....they feel the same
You disclose deep intimate secrets about your life over the next three months
You believe they could "be the one"
They feel the same

You eventually meet

When you meet you discover this person is ugly as all sh!t, talks with a pronounced stutter has a horrendous laugh and smells of durex....


What do you do.....

Would you shag them leave them?
Shag them and marry them?
Avoid them at all costs?



I met him, he was better than his picture, we hooked up, I dumped him, we met up on the net again, he had hooked up with someone else, I got jealous and moved to Brisbane from Noosa, we got together and have now been married for 5 years (in April) and have 2 Beautiful Boys.

Internet Dating is awesome when 2 people are very shy.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
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17 Mar 2008 9:29pm
You see my aim was to see if anyone would go with personality over looks by being surreptitious with a fictional scenario.

I clearly failed ....or you lot did

I met him, he was better than his picture, we hooked up, I dumped him, we met up on the net again, he had hooked up with someone else, I got jealous and moved to Brisbane from Noosa, we got together and have now been married for 5 years (in April) and have 2 Beautiful Boys.

Internet Dating is awesome when 2 people are very shy.


What a lovely tale......one day i will share my own true story of love......
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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17 Mar 2008 10:34pm
mytchook said...

poor relative postulated...

Ok so you play on the internet a bit
blah blah




Internet Dating is awesome when 2 people are very shy.



or married....
mytchook
mytchook
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17 Mar 2008 11:47pm
Meeting someone on the Internet/through a Chat Room is great. When you finally do meet that person face to face, it is like catching up with an old friend. Over the Internet you can get to know someone's personality and in some cases there is a connection that is more.....

Some stories are horrible, where the guy/girl is a psycho etc.. and no, it is not for everyone.

It worked for me and had I met my husband in a bar or somewhere else, we may not be where we are because we are both very shy.
arancini
arancini
WA
373 posts
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17 Mar 2008 10:57pm
I guess with your dance style chooky, you would scare people off in the bar, night club scene. However with a few drinks, I think I dance like you!
Dawn Patrol
Dawn Patrol
WA
1991 posts
WA, 1991 posts
17 Mar 2008 11:01pm
I would RUN!
stribo
stribo
QLD
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18 Mar 2008 12:08am
Try "second life" Reli .It's a massive 3d chat room with over 20000 people in there at one time. It's the ultimate geeks paradise.....

secondlife.com/

Never know you could meet the girl of your dreams(i know someone who has) or you could make a million bucks out of nothing..... You have to be good at 3D modeling and or scripting and have an original idea.I have a geeky mate that pulls $1800 U.S. a month from selling stuff that doesn't exist WTF!!!
I'm just not geeky enough


edit: Oh you can even virtual windsurf there......Haven't seen kite surfing in there though hmmm there's an idea....
NotWal
NotWal
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7436 posts
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18 Mar 2008 3:21am
mmmm.....durex....
mytchook
mytchook
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18 Mar 2008 7:55am
arancini said...

I guess with your dance style chooky, you would scare people off in the bar, night club scene. However with a few drinks, I think I dance like you!


Not far from the truth
DavMen
DavMen
NSW
1510 posts
NSW, 1510 posts
20 Mar 2008 5:36pm
poor relative said...

Ok so you play on the internet a bit
You discover a chat room

You meet someone who rocks your world totally absorbs you....they feel the same
You disclose deep intimate secrets about your life over the next three months
You believe they could "be the one"
They feel the same

You eventually meet

When you meet you discover this person is ugly as all sh!t, talks with a pronounced stutter has a horrendous laugh and smells of durex....


What do you do.....

Would you shag them leave them?
Shag them and marry them?
Avoid them at all costs?



If your lucky they may even be of the opposite sex. (ok - Lucky for some)
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
20 Mar 2008 6:13pm
Plastic surgery, speech therapy...

... "smells of Durex"?
Sorry, no hope then.
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